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Tine Tine Tine!!!!! Did you see this? Absolute masterpiece! Your Herd will be fab in the commercials!

World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:

USA. A national park. A crowd had gathered on wooden benches to watch a hole in the ground, and every one of them was checking a watch. A geyser. Named. Scheduled. Faithful. I asked a man what we were waiting for. He said the water would come at 4:42. Not "soon." Not "when the spirits allow." 4:42. In my land, a waterfall falls because the mountain wills it, and you are grateful to witness it at all. Here, the earth had been handed a timetable, and the people had come to hold it to its word. I did not believe it. A mountain answers to no man's clock. At 4:41 the crowd went still. Phones rose like a volley of arrows. At 4:42, the ground tore open and threw a tower of boiling water at the sky — exactly as promised, like a soldier reporting one breath before the bell. They applauded. They applauded water, for doing the single thing it had agreed to do. "Does it ever miss?" I asked. "Eh. Maybe by ten minutes." Maybe by ten minutes. He forgave it the way you forgive an old dog. Ten thousand years of keeping its word had earned it that. A man does not ask the geyser to wait for him. He comes early, and he waits for the geyser. I removed my hat. I did not clap — clapping was too small. So I bowed to the hole in the ground. The man beside me bowed too, unsure why, then deeper, because it felt correct. I will come back at 4:42 on some far gray morning, and it will be there, on time, unchanged. And I will finally understand what it means to be faithful.

First time experiencing this flyover Americans do before big sporting events and I have to say it goes kinda hard

There’s an eagle flying around the stadium

Please consider helping Robert with the cost of transportation to his physical therapy appointments. Verified GoFundMe #cancer #medical

Celebrating a birthday in Evansville, Indiana – where it all began! The city where I was born and my parents lived until I was 3 months old. What childhood place would you love to revisit? Let me know in the comments! #PhotoWalks #Travel

Please consider helping Robert with the cost of his physical therapy appointments. #cancer #medical

Next time may sweet Punch live up to his name.

This man at Whole Foods is shopping with his wife when she asks, “You want some fruit, honey?” He's holding a package of pre-cut fruit (kiwi, strawberries, melon) ahe shows his wife the price tag — $40.60. He jokes, “Let me go sell the car,” as he puts the fruit tray right back on the shelf while the wife agrees with “Yeah… that’s staying on the shelf.” It’s shocking how something as simple as pre-cut fruit has gotten so expensive. The best way to fight back is to grab whole fruits instead and cut them up yourself at home — you’ll save a ton of money and usually end up with fresher, better-tasting results anyway. Have you seen prices like this on pre-cut fruit or ready-made items lately? What’s one thing you’ve started making or preparing yourself to save money?

The conservation headland field margins and hedgerows were looking great on the Norfolk estate today. I saw six painted lady butterflies in just one small area. There was also an abundance of birdsong. Conservation@althorp.com #conservation #Spencerestates

Cancer Takes a Back Seat. Please consider reading. I would be pleased and I hope somehow it will help somebody. It's possible. I remember one time when I was sitting in a cancer support group which is absolutely hell for me to be a patient rather than a doctor in a setting like that. But I kept my mouth shut other than when it was my turn. We were asked to come up with imagery for our cancer. I was resistant. I prefer prayer and listening quietly through spiritual discernment. I did not come up with an image then but later on down the road I was thinking about The Starry Night historically created by post- impressionist Vincent van Gogh. I remember seeing this painting years ago and I thought it was beautiful. But I want you to notice particular attention to the lower left. The extreme darkness. Understand the necessity for the purposeful contrast to demonstrate the dynamic illumination of what was brushed together masterfully by the formidable artist back in 1889. I look at my life like this. I believe God has given me a masterful life that has shades of darkness which are necessary to further brighten the enlightenment. If my every heartbeat were all light and consistently bright I know myself too well to understand that I would take the faithful horizon for granted. When you look at the picture the dark takes a back seat as the painting moves further to the right, up and out. The light is the exit. The brightness is also at the beginning and in the center ascending the ultimate end. As I received unfavorable news about my health I look at it as a piece of the impressionism of my journey that is necessary for my life's personal shining mosaic. And because I know how my life will eventually conclude I'm okay with it all. I too will someday exit into an even brighter light while the cancer takes a back seat. I'll be up front. Until then the stars give glimpses of light in the darkness spotlighting hope. #cancer

Remove the trash. Remove the gray out of your hair. Remove the dust. Remove the grease. Remove the toxic relationship. Remove the stain. Remove the tumor. Remove the typo. You probably have not amuse yourself sitting around contemplating how much of your life you spend removing. The field of psychology teaches us that in order to live a complete productive life we must be rid of what is unhealthy, useless, whatever is in the way for sustaining Joy. I say hold that thought. This thinking is what's unhealthy. How? As if I'm going to tell you here honey. You're going to have to buy the damn book. When "The Useless Tomato Sauce Stain" hits the shelves April 22nd I guarantee you relief that you didn't know you needed. The book will have observations very specific totally relatable to how we live our lives along with some offensive humor (isn't that the best kind)? 😂 The book will be $10 in April and it's going to go up to $1,200 in the month of May 😂. I chose April 22 because that is Earth Day and all the royalties for the book every month will go to a different organization somewhere on the earth to feed children wherever they are who are malnourished and hungry. First up will be UNICEF for Gaza. There are three benefits. Number one is that these kids are going to benefit. Number two is you are going to benefit personally as you discover the joy and the necessity of embracing every aspect of your life. And the third benefit is you will be pleasing me which you certainly must know by now that you do not want to get on my damn nerves, ask Russell! 😂 For every person who reposts this look for a check in the mail.

RT @cspencer1508: British Women’s fashion over the last millennium and a half….

Goooooood Morning Patriots 🌞. We're racking up gorgeous weather here in the Panhandle! A little warmer than I care for by afternoon, but these nights in the 50's are glorious Gas prices came down by 10 cents yesterday...does that get ya'll excited? Over $4.00/gallon here for regular. Prayers said, cuppa hot, blessings counted...and for those ladies who are looking, here's a little nugget of information 🤣🤣🤣

Some things are worth repeating! @TheHerdHouse