On the hill yesterday, challenged by gamekeeper...
GK: Are you lost?
Me: No.
GK: But this is private land.
Me: It's a NP, most of it is.
GK: then you can't come this way.
Me: It's Access Land.
GK: It's a conservation area.
Me: Conserving what?
GK: Er... gamebirds.
Me: 🤷♂️