Covering business with an arched eyebrow on Wells $treet: janewells.substack.com/ CNBC. KFI. More Neanderthal than 79% of you.
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30 Sep 2025
The time of year when normal food runs out and my yard becomes a salad bar.
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There is no inflation like greeting card inflation. Why don’t I just make my own?
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Jun 13
Breaks my heart. One of the nicest guys. We used to work together at #Fox11LA a million years ago. #BillRitter wishing you blessings and the best that medicine and science can bring you!
Veteran New York City news anchor Bill Ritter of ABC7 Eyewitness News has stepped down from his daily role after being diagnosed with early stage Alzheimer's. Ritter has covered stories on the city's boroughs and surrounding neighborhoods since 1998. Whit Johnson reports.
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Jun 13
I know #JeffZucker has moved on to big things, but I wonder if he might return as part of Paramount/WB and, among other things, take the reins at CNN *and* CBS. Not sure where that would leave #BariWeiss, but it would take the spotlight off her.
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Jun 12
This is what I’m here for.
me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO
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Jun 10
For all the people who think #Elon should pay more taxes or give more to charity, his vision and the #SpaceXIPO is creating thousands and thousands of people in higher income brackets who will pay more taxes and (perhaps) give to charity.
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Jun 10
I can’t stop laughing. So stupid. So hilarious. Thank you @theonion theonion.com/i-work-very-har…
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Jun 7
I had to laugh. So true. Learn a trade!
May 27
How plumbers sleep during the AI revolution…
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Jun 5
It’s been nearly three years since the fire destroyed #Lahaina. Here it is on Front Street today. At least the banyan tree has “rebuilt” itself. Higher up, some homes are being rebuilt. I hope #Altadena and the #Palisades have better luck.
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Jun 5
Meantime the rest of #Maui is great. Dropped some money on the local economy. Stayed over in Paia and ate at #mamasfishhouse. Worth every penny.
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Jun 4
High surf this week in #Kona. Beaches closed. Earthquakes. Triple murder on the Big Island. At least the sunsets remain spectacular.
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Jun 3
I still love him, partly because I pitch better.
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Jun 3
I’m sorry. Hand up in the back here. If you tell your new boss that he’ll never be welcome and you say the boss’s boss is “murdering” your show, it should not be a shock when you’re fired.
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May 31
The video recap you’ve been waiting for! My embarrassing #1970s diary! First bra! Gene Kelly! My father’s health emergencies! Disneyland circa 1973!
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May 29
Looking for anyone under the age of 40 who has become obsessed with #mahjongg. Hoping to interview for an article on substack.
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May 29
#My1970sDiary — all bad news.
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1972: Dad has kidney stone. (I would have my own in 1992… )
1974: I have THREE detentions.
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May 29
I love it that the actress who plays Hill in #TheOtherBennetSister — about Mary Bennet — is Lucy Briers, who played Mary in the classic 1995 #PrideAndPrejudice #JaneAusten
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May 29
Thank goodness. The Big Island seemed very small last night. Book ‘em Danno. Murder 1. 3 counts.
Suspect In Three Puna Murders Caught: An intense manhunt ended in a shirtless and emaciated Jacob Baker being led from the woods in handcuffs. civilbeat.org/2026/05/suspec… #HInews
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May 29
On this date 54 years ago, I got my first bra (and nylons!). Ladies, you remember. For me, it was more symbolic than necessary.
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May 27
Hahahahahahaha
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