@jannis@infosec.exchange · Assistant to the Regional Manager at gymhero.me · LEGO Macintosh Classic · I like turtles!
Joined November 2006
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
30 Sep 2024
Hey @iHeartRadio, you did maintenance on WCKY tower 9/24 in KY, and now 120vac lines are picking up massive EMI. @FCC @AndyBeshearKY would love for somebody to investigate this. Comes in over H/N/G, interferes with cars, garages, lights, and is frying electronics on the outlets
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
10 Nov 2023
JUST ONE MORE CRD. PLEASE JUST ONE MORE CRD BRO. BRO PLS JUST ONE MORE OPERATOR WE NEED TO BE DECLARATIVE. JUST ONE. ONE MORE. BRO PLS. JUST ONE MORE YAML. TRUST ME JUST ONE MORE AND IT'S DONE. BRO PLEASE JUS-
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1 Oct 2022
Service tweet: LEGO dropped the „The Office“ set today.
I recommend you buy it ASAP as possible.
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31 Jul 2022
I’m happy to report that Barcelona has successfully completed the first step to becoming a car free city:
Become a parking free city ✅
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11 Jun 2022
I just closed my move ring by furiously twisting a pepper grinder over a frying pan and I deserved it
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22 Apr 2022
A ton of open positions in my favorite team at Apple, and some are even remote! I know, right?
✅ #redteam
✅ #securityengineer
✅ #softwareengineer
✅ #engineeringmanager
✅ #technicalprogrammanager
Please RT, and my DMs are open!
jobs.apple.com/en-us/search?…
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
18 Mar 2022
OMG INJECT THE NOSTALGIA DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS THE KIDS JUST DONT KNOW
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
11 Mar 2022
pronouncing "boolean" like "jolene" is my toxic developer trait
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
4 Mar 2022
Open Source Program Office at @Apple is hiring:
jobs.apple.com/en-us/details…
Apply directly or DMs are open for referrals.
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
25 Feb 2022
Congrats internet on making the quick pivot from epidemiologists to military strategists and experts in the application of geopolitical sanctions
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
14 Feb 2022
The /r/ubiquiti subreddit has been going back and forth the last few days on who can make the shortest ethernet cable and it’s been seriously cracking me up.
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
11 Apr 2021
Here's an interesting graph that illustrates how much more popular video-sharing website YouTube is nowadays than it was in previous centuries
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
29 Dec 2021
Today, we're open sourcing a log4j JAR scanner. Throw it at a filesystem, detect vulnerable JARs, and even rewrite them in place.
Includes a Go API to import the JAR parsing for other applications.
github.com/google/log4jscann…
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Are you a junior engineer with interest in #golang and #kubernetes?
My team is hiring!
SF and Seattle preferred
👉 Submit your resume via the website
jobs.apple.com/en-us/details…
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
11 Dec 2021
If you're surprised about the log4j vulnerability, just wait until you hear what happens when you put a java.net.URL into a hashtable
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
12 Dec 2021
The US, UK, and many other countries are building massive digital infrastructure projects without properly testing and recording the ingredients. Imagine building concrete apartments without knowing exactly what's in the concrete. #SBOM ipa.news/2019/02/10/death-to…
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Jannis Hermanns retweeted
8 Dec 2021
God having a cat is soooooo fun it feels like im being haunted by a sweater
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