just have fun out there.
Joined March 2018
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Jun 11
one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover
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Jun 10
if you get killed with a rock don't worry it's completely normal
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Jun 6
if we get Knicks in 4 pretty sure Zohran automatically becomes president
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15 Nov 2022
GEORGE COSTANZA: (defensively) Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew me
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Jun 1
horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared
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May 29
Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.
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May 20
I hate when a pedestrian’s lifeless body rolling over the hood of my car distracts me from instagram reels
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May 18
We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights
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29 Dec 2024
bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine
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Apr 11
Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro
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Mar 9
FREE GAZA
WE ON THE CORNER LIKE ISRAELITES
Qué lo qué! 🇵🇸🌴🇩🇴
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how it feels to be a northernlion viewer
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Feb 23
Just found out Apple Music has an isolate feature if you wanna do karaoke to the music this is very fun and good for my mental health
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Feb 2
bedtime is amazing because u get to get all cozy with a book and then put it next to you while you play Balatro on your phone
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