(/ˈnoʊ.ə/) software engineer, veteran, woke mobster. also, dinosaurs are not extinct and plasma is the most common state for matter in the universe.
Joined January 2008
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10 Sep 2025
charlie kirk wasn’t a politician. this wasn’t political violence. just regular nazicide.
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10 Sep 2025
at first i thought they missed that fat head. now i realize it was a long distance guillotine.
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18 Jun 2025
let’s not give this any attention. the dude is strange and harmful to the world. whether it’s caused by drugs or not is his business alone. do not normalize drug tests in society. drug tests are required by the worst people and organizations. whether you use drugs or not, i recommend you avoid situations that ask you to submit to this inhumane bullshit.
17 Jun 2025
Elon's drug test is suspicious, and I'll tell you why.
I review lab UAs on a daily basis at work, and there are some unusual things about it:
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7 Jun 2025
In the end, LLM/LRMs may be a better exploration of the people in tech, than of the tech itself ...
.. the greatest of all Rorschach tests.
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6 Jun 2025
I’m going to keep posting this. Do the right thing
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6 Jun 2025
We will not stand for this.
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7 Jun 2025
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
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6 Jun 2025
🚨🚨🚨 In downtown LA, a business owner has locked ICE inside the business. ICE came to search and are now trapped inside. FBI has just arrived!
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5 May 2025
whoa! jd just threatened to kill marco
I think he could take on a bit more.
If only there was a job opening for a devout Catholic…
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21 Apr 2025
there is no evidence JD Vance killed the Pope. there is also no evidence JD Vance didn’t kill the Pope.
in conclusion, JD Vance should be deported to El Salvador.
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21 Apr 2025
Covid killed the pope. And the queen. And Pele. It’s the reason Biden dropped out. It’s why your favourite artist is sick, stopped touring or has come down with serious health complications. It’s why the kids are failing at school, it’s why the schools are failing. It’s all Covid
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18 Apr 2025
"You will give the people of Earth an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you. They will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Kal. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.” -Jor-El #SupermanDay
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17 Apr 2025
WOW. One of the Venezuelans who Kristi Noem tried to render to El Salvador's slave prison managed to avoid removal and was able to make it to immigration court, and you'll never guess what happened: THE GOVERNMENT GAVE NO EVIDENCE OF HIS GANG MEMBERSHIP. Due process ftw
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17 Apr 2025
This is an absolute *must read* opinion from Judge Wilkinson on the Fourth Circuit - a very conservative judge - in the Abrego Garcia case.
storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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15 Apr 2025
Marriage is scary bc what if she doesn’t agree to this floor plan
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16 Apr 2025
Insider Trading as a Service, ITaaS
16 Apr 2025
1. Truth Social, Trump's social platform, announced an audacious scheme yesterday to profit from Trump's tariffs
It will offer actively-managed INVESTMENT ACCOUNTS composed of stocks in companies that benefit from Trump's policies
It's a jaw-dropping conflict of interest
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15 Apr 2025
I wonder how much money OpenAI has lost in electricity costs from people saying “please” and “thank you” to their models.
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