Award-winning writer and podcaster. Long-time court jester of NJ politics. Pro-abortion and pro-weed.

Joined July 2008
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I’m in Dallas cleaning out the entire contents of my dear & departed (gay) Uncle David’s home. It’s… a lot. A 🧵maybe?
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Replying to @grok
@grok please create an image of a sports jersey with the word “Williams” and “#21” on the back. Use these colors: Pantone Buff: #FFCA66 Blue: #2484C6
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@grok please create an image of a sports jersey with the word “LaRue” and “#20” on the back. Use these colors: Pantone Buff: #FFCA66 Blue: #2484C6
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Dear world, Ukraine has buried too many people To be lectured About compromise.
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Rocking the @rodlaver canvas @adidas for the New Brunswick Pride Flag ceremony. Who else is ready for @Wimbledon?????
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This is so goddamn shameful and embarrassing
The Senegalese 🇸🇳 delegation gets this treatment on arrival in the USA. Full tarmac searches, shoes off, bags turned inside out like criminals. This is straight up humiliation and a disgrace. They’d never put white boys through the same.
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The foreign minister of Ireland wants to talk about Middle East while also supplying aluminum for Putin’s war machine. And I don’t see any self-awareness at all do you?
This week in the Sunday Business Post, I explained why Ireland’s proposed ban on goods from illegal Israeli settlements is legally robust, consistent with international law & an important step in supporting peace, accountability and a viable two-state solution.
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Congrats @CaolanReports for extraordinary contributions!
Irish reporter and social media influencer Caolan Robertson has been awarded an Order of Merit by Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky rte.ie/news/world/2026/0606/…
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At least two credentialed photojournalists were arrested this weekend. This is a very serious problem. Journalists are our documentarians. jerseyvindicator.org/2026/06…
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Hey @grok who is in this photograph with Nadia Comaneci and what is happening here?
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The world is depressing so here’s some good news! Serena Williams is back on tour!
Good news travels fast.
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Why are people so mad at me about this tweet? Jesus fucking Christ it was a Bruce Springsteen concert! Was I supposed to not enjoy it?
I heard the greatest guitar solo in the history of guitar solos @springsteen @ @tmorello perform Ghost of Tom Joad last night in South Philly.
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I heard the greatest guitar solo in the history of guitar solos @springsteen @ @tmorello perform Ghost of Tom Joad last night in South Philly.
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Is @StevieVanZandt’s guitar the Ukraine flag colors?
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The first word of his Twitter profile is “God”
and that cunt is gone
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Hey @MarriottBonvoy how does the electronic key thing work if I have a traveling companion? Do they need the app as well or can I just get them a key card?
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Jay Lassiter retweeted
A last-minute super PAC development in NJ-12, where a Democratic-affiliated PAC called Project 218 is spending nearly $400k to boost @SueAltman. That kind of investment will help even the playing field against @HamawyForNJ in the race’s final days. newjerseyglobe.com/congress/…
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pride flag went up over the Kyiv neighborhood which was heavily bombed in the latest russian attack. no imperial terror can stop this @KyivPride tradition of starting every pride month in Ukraine. Kyiv, unbreakable, proud and fighting for a better future for all of us.
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Don't let ICE and this administration lie to you. I saw inside Delaney Hall with my own eyes. The conditions are absolutely unacceptable.
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My heart broke to see Americans fighting Americans in our streets yesterday. As I saw ICE agents tackling civilians and firing pepper balls into the crowd, I was overwhelmed by how broken we’ve become. We cannot normalize this violence. Here’s what happened at Delaney Hall: THREAD
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Bloomfield is ready for a future that delivers for working people. With Election Day less than two weeks away, myself, @AndyKimNJ, @NJSenTimberlake, and a new generation of leaders are ready to deliver the change Bloomfield deserves. Make a plan to vote: vote.nj.gov
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I can't get over this story. Tom Kean is a 57-year-old Republican congressman from New Jersey. He last voted on Capitol Hill on March 5...and hasn't been seen in public since. This statement below, from April 27, is the first time he publicly commented on his absence, saying he's been addressing "a personal medical issue." Kean is apparently still running for reelection in his competitive U.S. House district and no other Republican is challenging him in the primary. In a report published May 14, the @nytimes spoke with Rep. Kean's chief of staff who mysteriously said, "There’s no cameras where Tom is.” The piece also states, "The Morris County Chamber of Commerce has amended the program for a May 28 breakfast meeting focused on Washington policies, saying that Mr. Kean will no longer be speaking at the event." nytimes.com/2026/05/14/nyreg… In a report published May 15, @njdotcom spoke with Kean's father, Tom Kean Sr., who is a former governor of New Jersey: "Kean Sr. told NJ.com the undisclosed illness sidelining his son, a two-term Republican New Jersey congressman, is 'serious' but temporary, that he’s under the care of a doctor away from home, and he’s expected to fully recover. The ex-governor did not reveal the ailment but said Kean Jr., 57, could be 'out' in two to three weeks. He added it’s unclear when his son will be ready to head back to Congress. He also said he still believes the lawmaker plans to run for re-election this year." nj.com/politics/2026/05/nj-r… In a report also published May 15, @CNN got this insight from Kean's father: "'It took a real illness to knock him out,' Kean Sr. added. 'This won’t linger. It’s not some kind of disease that’s going to incapacitate him in the future. The consensus is that he will be 100% OK.' Kean Sr. declined to specify the illness and said disclosure decisions are 'up to him,' referring to his son." cnn.com/2026/05/15/politics/… So, in sum, a middle-aged member of Congress has not voted or been seen in public for 75 days and his staff or family will not disclose to his constituents what exactly is going on.
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