DONNY, IT HAS NOW BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE YOU LOST THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. THE COUNTRY IS HUMILIATED. I'M GETTING THOUSANDS OF CALLS OF PEOPLE BEGGING YOU TO QUIT. YOU FAILED THEM. (AGAIN.) IT'S AN EASY PRIZE TO WIN. HUNDREDS HAVE WON IT. I'M THINKING OF WINNING IT NEXT YEAR, IF I'M AVAILABLE THAT DAY. BUT YOU DONALD, YOU'VE SHAMED YOUR COUNTRY, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR GOVERNOR, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. I AM HORRIFIED (SOME SAY "MORTIFIED") THAT WE ARE BOTH MEN. I HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND QUIT SO THIS COUNTRY CAN HEAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SAD MATTER. -- GCN