I do Fintech | Father & reformed club DJ | NYC born and bred | @StuyNY | @NYU | @Citi | @GoVeem

Joined March 2009
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Jay Bhattacharya retweeted
Great spending time with New York City’s Cutest. And thanks to @NYCMayor for giving me an excuse to break out my best “Wheels on the Bus”
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Jay Bhattacharya retweeted
Replying to @BigFish3000
Nice try. I took the Amtrak home. We tried to pay TSA almost a dozen times and Republicans said no every time. Then the GOP Speaker closed session last night and sent everyone home. Please Google what party is in charge of Congress right now. The answer may surprise you!
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Jay Bhattacharya retweeted
DONNY, IT HAS NOW BEEN 24 HOURS SINCE YOU LOST THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. THE COUNTRY IS HUMILIATED. I'M GETTING THOUSANDS OF CALLS OF PEOPLE BEGGING YOU TO QUIT. YOU FAILED THEM. (AGAIN.) IT'S AN EASY PRIZE TO WIN. HUNDREDS HAVE WON IT. I'M THINKING OF WINNING IT NEXT YEAR, IF I'M AVAILABLE THAT DAY. BUT YOU DONALD, YOU'VE SHAMED YOUR COUNTRY, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR GOVERNOR, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. I AM HORRIFIED (SOME SAY "MORTIFIED") THAT WE ARE BOTH MEN. I HOPE YOU DO THE RIGHT THING AND QUIT SO THIS COUNTRY CAN HEAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SAD MATTER. -- GCN
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Jay Bhattacharya retweeted
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Recognize game when you see it.
THE “KING” JUST FINISHED A TREMENDOUS TRIP TO NEW YORK CITY FOR THE UNITED NATIONS GENERAL ASSEMBLY. WORLD LEADERS LINED UP (BLOCKS LONG!) TO MEET ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA. DOZY DON WAS VERY RUDE TO THEM (HE SAID, “YOUR COUNTRIES ARE GOING TO HELL!” NOT NICE, MR. PRESIDENT). I WONT SAY WHO, BUT MANY AFTER TOLD ME PRIVATELY, “SIR, THE UNITED NATIONS WOULD LIKE TO RENAME NYC TO NEWSOM YORK CITY IN YOUR HONOR!” I AM VERY HUMBLE AND NOT “BRAGGADOCIOUS" BUT I DO DESERVE THIS AND SO WE WILL RENAME NYC SOON. EVERYBODY LOVES THE IDEA! A GREAT HONOR!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. – GCN
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Year 3 dropping and installing my son at @oberlincollege complete. 🙌🏽 The trad dad dress code for college move-in is UNDEFEATED: cargo shorts, long sleeve tee, strapback hat from @BassProShops or the campus bookstore. Never change.
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Jay Bhattacharya retweeted
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Really love how GPT-5 says “We” when it shows its thinking. Feels like everybody came over to help move the furniture, get the food going, and set up folding chairs for the family reunion that got too big. #AI
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I really, really love how everyone in cross border payments is a Managing Director, but nobody is just a Director...
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21 Feb 2025
Word is CFPB is moving to dismiss ALL outstanding litigation
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Based on the #GRAMMYs last night the best people in the American music industry are all #DEI hires and #Birthright citizens. Get ‘em outta here!
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The internet can still be the hero we need…
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Deliberately or inadvertently spreading lies to exploit those who lack skepticism and curiosity for the truth. Shameful. @StopFakingNews #Disinformation #StayCurious
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“You are the media now”
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The term ‘compound butter’—aka butter that met rosemary and her girl sage at a party—is proof that food people have taken themselves waaay too seriously. It’s not a molecular bond. It’s literally just flavored butter.

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I am an Indian American who was born here and it's crystal clear that the Democratic Party sees me as American and a large part of the base of the Republican Party does not. I hope Indian Americans remember this moment at the next election. They don't see you as one of them. And never will. You thought they just hated other immigrants. But it turns out there's no exception for you. As many of us have been telling you.
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I might murder someone, if I see another "Who is Luigi Mangione" thread.
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How about 'Aimless, college dropout who reveals his true nature is protected by woke NY jury that loves black people?' NB: As a result of this verdict, I apparently do not know what "negligence" means, although it definitely was in my SAT prep list.
Imagine, just imagine, if Jordan Neely had been white and Daniel Penny was black Imagine what some of the folks defending Penny today would be saying. Just imagine.
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Realizing on my 5th visit to @BardCollege, the trust in the faculty when choosing a college for my teen. Not only will they teach and ensure he sleeps and eats for 4 years, they’ll be the first adults formally invested in guiding him to his potential and share in his success.
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The delta with Asia is absolutely bonkers given the diversity of countries and economies.
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72% of new bank accounts in the US last year were via a branch, and 92% of new account deposits were via a branch Digital acquisition still has a long way to go in the US.
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I hope he’s for this city.
Welcome to New York, Karl.
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