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26 Jan 2025
Something like this...
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May 12
"The early bird catches the cold."
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13 Jul 2024
Both: "What? In front of the cameras?"
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27 Oct 2023
The Mayor should also call for deescalation on London streets: don't threaten or taint others, due to events abroad; stop calling for peace but making 'war' in your neighbourhoods; reduce flag waving and chanting to intimidate; keep calm stop conflation; don't amplify hate!
27 Oct 2023
Thousands of innocent civilians have already been killed in Israel and Gaza. With the humanitarian crisis set to deteriorate even further, I’m calling for a ceasefire.
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8 Oct 2023
Not sure abput anyone else, but I got terribly worried and nervous that #VictoriaDerbyshire might throw a question at me. *Wore a mask hoping she wouldn't recognise me. She didn't.
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8 Oct 2023
No words.
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8 Oct 2023
Thank you for sharing that reflection @fugitiveink. I had similar disquiet when appreciating rather lovely images or posts. Among all the cruelty, callousness, chaos and clamour, it is always worth pausing to reflect on what makes life worth living for. Please keep posting!
I hope it doesn't come across as glib to post images of calm at a time when Israel, in particular, is reeling from unspeakable terrorist violence. I do so not out of indifference to that suffering, but because it's good to remember that somewhere, calm & peace still exist, too.
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29 Sep 2023
Thank you @MarkKieranUK for saying this. I have worked with asylum seekers and it resonates. The law is adversarial and about interpretations. That's how it is. And like the climate, migration is a global problem. Stoking the flames won't solve either. Let's focus on solutions.
WARNING: THREAD CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE 🧵 What a morally vacuous, embarrassingly incompetent monster Suella Braverman is. Having worked at the Home Office deciding asylum applications, I know the 1951 Refugee Convention's terms are far clearer than her pernicious propaganda would suggest. She says many asylum seekers base their claims on “feeling” discriminated against in their home countries. But the scope of the Convention is limited to people who believe they have a “well-founded fear of persecution” for some specific reasons. Those reasons are race, nationality, religion, membership of a particular social group or political opinion. Mere feelings of discrimination would not meet that rigorous test, and any application made on those grounds would (rightly) be fast-tracked for refusal. She suggests that persecution, by definition, must involve a threat to life. Not true. Persecution often DOES involve a threat to life, but other things can qualify as persecution (arbitrary detention, unjustified confiscation of assets, withdrawal of state protection from crime). Braverman knows this, but the boneheads whose votes she is soliciting do not, so hey, why not spin the line? In my time at the Home Office, I refused many asylum applications which, on the evidence presented, clearly did not meet the test of a well-founded fear of persecution on Convention grounds. The majority of those applications were made by people (mostly young men) who appeared to be seeking better economic futures for themselves and their families. That's completely understandable, and I never blamed them for trying, but it's not grounds for asylum, so neither did I feel any guilt in refusing them…that's not the purpose of the asylum system. But I did grant asylum to a number of people who had clearly faced unimaginable horror in their own countries before escaping to the UK, where they felt safe and where they believed they would be able to live the rest of their lives in peace. There was the Sikh activist who had a kettle of boiling water poured over him during a police interrogation. There was the woman from a minority Muslim sect who, when her husband died, and her neighbours started throwing stones through her windows at night, sought the protection of the local police only to be publicly ridiculed and then gang-raped by six officers in front of her three young children. There were the young Tamil men forced to inhale the fumes of burnt chilli powder by Sri Lankan police. Others hung upside-down and beaten for days until they confessed to crimes they played no part in. And many, many more with genuine, provable experiences just as gruesome. Nearly thirty years on, I can still recall the faces of those people as they recounted their experiences to me during interviews and the tears in the eyes of the interpreters as they translated words no one should ever have to hear. Since my days in the Home Office, I can’t recall a single Home Secretary who hasn’t had to wrestle one way or another with the asylum system. But neither can I recall one who has approached the task with as little humanity in their heart as Braverman. Truly, she is in a league of her own. I simply don’t believe the majority of people in this country support the cruel policies that Braverman embraces so enthusiastically. As I listen to her today, my sincerest hope is that when Open Britain and our partners finally deliver a functional democracy in this country, monsters like her will never again be able to game their way into high office and abuse the power they find there. This is our fight. If you've read this far, please consider giving this a retweet and following me, @OpenBritainHQ and @StopTheRot_UK so you can be part of this positive change. Thank you.
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I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied with Twitter and it's algorithms, my decreasing reach and followers continuously telling me they no longer see my work. Engagement seems to have fallen off a cliff, so I'm going to give it a rest for a while. I might just do Weekend Tweets.
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15 Apr 2023
Please help this amazing and unique cultural resource for the North East. Culture is too often the first to go in an economic squeeze. But with that goes the soul, identity, expression, ambition, a sense of place. On a scale of things, they ask for so little. Thanks!
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15 Apr 2023
I noticed this and it is appropriate to share. amber-online.com/

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12 Apr 2023
And no ad hominum against Sunak or anyone else. Look and learn #LabourParty. x.com/tiffy201/status/164615…

Just a snippet of what these rogues have done to us. Working class Tory voters are committing self harm 🙁
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25 Feb 2023
Fans of @EmpirePodUK may be interested. @DalrympleWill @tweeter_anita And @Sathnam too.
Replying to @PartitionMuseum
Their journal, Chowkidar, is published twice a year and contains a wide range of news, queries about ancestors, experiences of people who lived and worked in India, and reviews of books about South Asia.
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31 Oct 2022
Pretty neat use of @WhatsApp great idea by @cpronammametro
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5 Nov 2022
Feeling anxious, distracted, irritable? Perhaps over time, a little depressed, and angry? Not sure why? Well, read this thread. Then listen to this from @ggatehouse - who is continue the story shortly! Y'all take good care now! @mariannaspring bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001324…
5 Nov 2022
This is not business. This is information warfare. You are a combatant in a global information war. Information war supports and precedes kinetic war. This isn’t a game. It is war.
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30 Oct 2022
Please take 10 seconds to retweet this video. #GeorgiaNeedsStaceyAbrams

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24 Oct 2022
I kept seeing 'Sunak PM at 42' and got excited thinking @TVSanjeev had got the old gang back for a Diwali special, maybe with an unexpected guest. Nah, it's much more prosaic. @MeeraSyal #kumarsat42
From the Kumars at No. 42 to the Sunaks at No. 10, let’s keep smashing glass ceilings 🪔🪔🪔
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