🐔 CLKN BUY SPECIAL — 54 HOURS, EVERYBODY EATS 🐔
The School of Crypto Hard Knocks is running a Buy Special — and we built it so you win whether you buy big or small.
🗓 THE WINDOW
Friday, June 5 · 2:00 PM CT
→ Sunday, June 7 · 8:00 PM CT
Here's the deal 👇
✅ 10% BONUS — GUARANTEED, FOR EVERYONE
Everyone who buys
$CLKN during the window earns a 10% bonus on what they bought. Not a raffle. Not a "top 10." Everyone. It adds up CUMULATIVELY across all your buys — buy a total of 100K over the weekend, that's 10K in bonus, no matter how you split it up.
🎲 5 RANDOM WINNERS — 100,000 CLKN EACH
On top of the bonus, we're pulling 5 random buys to win 100,000 CLKN apiece. And it's RANDOM, not size-ranked — a small buy sits right next to a whale in the hat.
🪜 THE SMART PLAY: STACK SMALL BUYS
Every individual buy is its own raffle entry. So 5 small buys = 5 entries = 5x the chances at the 100K draws — while still rolling up to the exact same 10% bonus on your cumulative total. You lose nothing by spreading it out, and you gain more tickets. More buys, more chances. 🎟️
📈 AND IT'S GREAT FOR THE CHART
A steady stream of small buys does more for CLKN than one big one: more transactions, more individual buyers, more green candles on the chart. DEX screeners and trackers rank "trending" partly on transaction count and unique buyers — so a wave of small buys pushes us up the trending boards, gets more eyes on the token, and that visibility is good for everyone holding. We climb together. 🐓📊
⏳ ONE RULE: HOLD 24 HOURS
To keep your bonus AND qualify for the draws, hold your buy for 24 hours after the special closes — no selling, no transferring out. We take an on-chain snapshot after the hold; anyone who dumped is out. Diamond wings only. 💎🪽
🔍 PROVABLY FAIR — RECEIPTS, NOT PROMISES
When the draw runs, we publish the random seed, the full list of eligible entries (every wallet its number of chances), and the exact SHA-256 method — so ANYONE can re-run the draw and confirm the 5 winners. You can check our math.
🥚 HOW IT WORKS
• Entry is AUTOMATIC — buy CLKN in the window and hold 24h, and you're in for both the 10% bonus and the random draws. No form, no signup, no wallet-connect.
• Nothing is paid instantly. After the 24-hour hold closes, we snapshot the chain, verify who held, distribute the 10% bonus, and draw the 5 winners — then send it all out. Patience pays. 🐣
Why do this? We're building in public on
@BagsApp, the school is free, the token-research tools are free, and we'd rather reward the people actually showing up than shout into the void. Small bags welcome at Cluck Norris. 🐓
⚠️ Not financial advice. Crypto is risky — only spend what you can afford to lose. Full rules the live fair-draw results post at
clucknorris.app.
CLKN — School of Crypto Hard Knocks
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