Aren't these White Claw things supposed to be healthy? No sugar, mostly water, and you get a buzz. Sounds like hydration with extra steps.
The DUI part is definitely where the health benefits fall off a cliff.
Also, I like how this guy's passenger seat was literally just a pile of aluminum cans. I wonder if he buckled them in for safety. "Sorry officer, those aren't empties. That's my emotional support passenger." LOL.