Good evening, MAGA voters. Thanks to your vote, you'll now pay thousands of dollars more per year.
Let's begin by taking a tour of your grimy homes.
In your kitchen:
- Coffeemaker: Likely made in China, Thailand, or Malaysia. You'll now pay 24%ā36% more
- Sponges: Enjoy the 34%ā46% tariffs
In your bathroom:
- Towels: Many are made in India, Pakistan, or Turkey. Enjoy 26%ā29% tariffs
- Toothpaste & body wash packaging often comes from EU, China, or Vietnam. 20%ā34% more
In your garage:
- Power tools Often made in China, Taiwan, or Mexico with 32%ā34% tariffs (thankfully I don't have to worry about this one)
And I'm not even mentioning the expensive stuff, like your cars, appliances, HVAC, furniture, and TVs
You'll pay thousands of dollars more for household items...all so that wealthy guys like me can get a tax cut that I don't need. This is what Republicans voted for