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13 Jul 2021
Me reading my own tweets
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Absolutely nothing wrong with this btw 👍
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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Estadio Azteca, what a football ground that is by the way
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A yank saying this hahahahaha
Replying to @6Merican
It’s the incuriousness of the average Brit that really puts me out. You’re not worth talking to if every conversation has to massage your ego and you can be earnest and genuine about nothing. They’re a nation of perpetual 12 year olds
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Black Sabbath has had a bigger influence on music than all of those Manchester bands combined I’m sorry
I sometimes ponder the materialist explanation for why Manchester has a much bigger cultural impact upon Britain, given that it is almost half the size of Birmingham in terms of population. Just on the basis of music, Manchester has Joy Division, New Order, the Happy Mondays, the Stone Roses, Elbow, Oasis, The Fall, Buzzcocks, the Chemical Brothers, A Certain Ratio, The Verve, the list goes on. What does Birmingham have? UB40 and Black Sabbath? It's probably partly down to the fact that Manchester was a big student city in the post-war period, through to today. And Manchester/the North West in general seems to have a stronger regional identity and civic pride than the Midlands, perhaps due to its relatively higher demographic concentration. I haven't come up with many other reasons beyond that.
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I’m saying this as a massive Stone Roses/Oasis head btw
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A Villa fan has just asked me where Jewellery Quarter is !
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We can't be including European trophies won when you're playing 'Freiburg' in the final and 'Nottingham Forest' in the semis, almost as bad as ifpeople claimed the intertoto cup as a major trophy
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It’s been massively devalued since they stopped letting CL teams in it let’s be honest
Europa League branded 'not a major trophy' and likened to Championship talksport.com/football/42703…
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Anyway, all SC Freiburg aren’t we
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Hahahahaha amazing
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Meanwhile in England, if you dare mutter the name of your rivals you’re called obsessed for the rest of time. Proper footy. Proper reaction. Hate watching is fucking class.
Hibs fans celebrating the moment Celtic went 3-2 up at Motherwell 😂 This means their big rivals Hearts are likely to not win the league now.
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Keir Starmer taking his anger out on the weather machine this afternoon
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LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down? V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast. WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show! LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?
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uk: do you think women have penises? are migrants human? china: *builds 500km of high speed rail*
🚨 WATCH: Piers Morgan and Green Deputy Leader Rachel Millward clash over Zack Polanski's stance on trans people Morgan: "Do you think women have penises?" Millward: "I think you have a uniquely strange obsession with people's genitalia"
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Two British people self-isolating at home in UK after potential exposure to hantavirus on cruise ship, UKHSA says bbc.in/4eCLI5z
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🎥 A couple of ‘moving frames’ from our game against Watford. We’ve been trying to be more unique with some of our matchday angles in recent weeks. No camera movement, just simply letting each moment play out. @wba 💙🤍
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@RobDorsettSky @JPercyTelegraph @GoldbergRadio @BuzagloToBalis @AliJones9 Hang on - the club had to borrow money BECAUSE Lai had literally stolen (I use that term without hesitation) money from the club with the Wisdom Smart “loan” that was made unlawfully by his stooge (then sole director of the club), Ke Xu, in blatant breach of his fiduciary duty to only act in the best interests of the company (being the football club) which that “loan” made to Wisdom Smart very clearly was not! I sent several emails to Ke Xu about this (I have copies), pointing out his blatant breach of fiduciary duty and demanding to know as a shareholder what he was doing to enforce repayment from Wisdom Smart. Every email was totally ignored. I also sent emails about it to the club’s auditors, Azets (I still have copies) who were obviously very interested. Crucially I sent an email to Rick Parry (Chairman) and Trevor Birch (Chief Executive Officer) of the EFL on 20th January 2023 about Lai’s “loan”, which led to two video calls with their “very interested” colleagues Mark Rowan (Chief Communications Officer) and Nick Craig (Chief Operating Officer) in May 2023 about all the shenanigans. I made them aware of facts regarding the Chinese ultimate beneficial ownership of the club which neither they nor the Premier League (who originally approved Lai as “fit and proper”) knew nothing about. Because of those illegal acts by Xu, as Lai’s puppet, money unlawfully disappeared from the club, leaving it days away from going into administration. If the club may potentially now suffer a points deduction some 3 years later directly because of the club having no option but to pay interest on expensive MSD loans taken out by Lai to literally keep the club in existence because he was unable to repay his own unlawful Wisdom Smart “loan”, then this would be a disgraceful gross injustice by the EFL and must be fully exposed and challenged. No sane person would deem that to a breach worthy of a points deduction. The EFL was made fully aware of the situation regarding that Wisdom Smart loan and if they cannot now locate their emails to refer to, I do still have them all. The EFL has had an absolute stinker here on multiple fronts (as did the Premier League before them) and they need to recognise that and immediately dismiss any charge against the club.
#wbafc: key area of dispute between Albion and EFL is over interest payments on loans taken out by Lai. If those £5m payments are included in PSR calculations, they are in breach. Club claims they shouldn’t be. Full explanation here. skysports.com/share/13532064
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