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jeff @jeffreywhatever

marketing guy.

Joined September 2010
  • Tweets 27,353
  • Following 1,017
  • Followers 624
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De’Aaron Fox gonna get whatever the opposite of “never buying a drink in this town again” is.
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Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
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what if he just murdered Simon on stage?

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Icee Q. Bagsworth
 @gofastmotorcycl
Jun 12
Meep meep ass locale
Americana Aesthetics
 @AmericanaAesth
Jun 11
'Liminal Stop Sign', Monument Valley, Utah
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 @omgsidewalks
Jun 11
Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??
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Chase Passive Income
 @chasedownleads
Jun 12
Elon Musk didn’t become a trillionaire until age 54 Relax, you still have time
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Anya @nottcomplaining
Jun 11
PoV: you made a small error at work
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Lu ♡
 @UnaTalPadawan
Jun 11
Mi Jefe: Estás despedido. *Pauso el partido de México vs Sudáfrica* Yo: ¿Por qué?
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 @Whotfismick
Jun 10
When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow
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Lee (Greater)
 @shortmagsmle
Jun 10
Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
Polymarket
 @Polymarket
Jun 10
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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the beginning of the end.
Shams Charania
 @ShamsCharania
1 May 2011
Donald Trump is not amused at the Correspondents Dinner.
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all that security just to keep the GOAT Eli Manning safe. wow.
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hot take: rally towels are the worst and should be banned.
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The problem for Spencer Pratt is that too many people in Los Angeles watched The Hills.
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nah
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Jun 6
sometimes you gotta decide that it’s the last time the universe teaches you the same lesson
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George Wallace
 @MrGeorgeWallace
Jun 7
I hope Spencer Pratt ends up in 5th place as a salute to Riley Gaines and whatnot.
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Roro ☃
 @RoRoFli
Jun 6
When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”
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We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic
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recession indicator.
Lance Manion
 @LanceManio68499
Jun 5
Times are getting tough. The private golf club members who land errand balls in my yard are using more Kirkland. 😂
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