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🚨 Jürgen Klopp has launched a scathing attack on the cooling breaks being used during this World Cup. 👊 "Football is being held hostage by executives sitting in air-conditioned offices. These breaks are being presented as a shield for player welfare, a noble weapon against the heat. In reality, they are nothing more than a golden cage built for sponsors. When I saw players standing around during cooling breaks while television timeouts dictated the rhythm of the match, I couldn't help but ask myself: who is the World Cup really serving? The supporters? The players? Or the advertisers? A World Cup match should flow like a river. Instead, we are building dams in the middle of it so commercials can be shown. It's dangerous for the spirit of the game. Football used to be the main event, but it now risks becoming background music for an advertising show." He didn't hold back. 👏👏
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Sums it up nicely, what a shower of shit... x
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Shadow nails it... x
Replying to @ZiaYusufUK
Here here Zia I think you should campaign against women having breast cancer screening. After all, they don't invite us men. You really don't have the first feckin clue do you. They are 300% more likely to develop prostate cancer than white Europeans your absolute clown
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You have to respect this lad sticking his head up above the parapet for a righteous cause, hope he doesn't get sniped at by an IDF kiddie killer... x
🚨🇵🇸 Football star Lamine Yamal is facing backlash after unfurling the Palestinian flag, with videos online showing some fans tearing his jerseys in Israel. Now supporters around the world are rallying behind him. If you support Yamal, like & share 🇵🇸
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Worzel & The Beat, what's not to love... x
Wurzel Gummidge just skanking with The Beat 😀
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I need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry. Do your thing internet. petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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The adventures of Keith continues to be the best thing I've read in ages... x
There are two Texel ewes that share Keith's field in summer. They are not Keith's ewes. They are not part of any active breeding plan. They are two retired ewes that the farmer's wife took on from a flock dispersal in 2023, and that have been living on the bottom pasture of Dave's farm because the bottom pasture is, after Keith has worked it, in better condition for grazing than it has been in any of the previous tenancies the farm has known. The ewes' names are Pat and Margaret. Keith's relationship with Pat and Margaret is the following. He ignores them. Specifically, he ignores them in the way that a goat ignores sheep, which is not the way that, for example, a sheep ignores another sheep, or that a horse ignores a sheep, or that any other animal on this farm ignores any other animal. Keith's ignoring is structural. It is not absent-minded. He is aware of where Pat and Margaret are at all times. He simply does not allow this awareness to influence his behaviour. Pat and Margaret are also aware of where Keith is at all times. They have, however, learned to follow Keith. Not closely. Not in any way that Keith has acknowledged. But when Keith opens a gate, Pat and Margaret are, on average, through it within four minutes. When Keith identifies a section of bramble that is going to be addressed, Pat and Margaret are nearby within ten. When Keith is on the barn roof, Pat and Margaret are usually in the shade of the barn, looking up at him with the specific patient expression of two old sheep who have decided that whatever the goat is doing is, on balance, probably worth being near. Dave has noticed. Dave has not mentioned it to Keith, because Keith would deny it. Dave has also noticed that Pat and Margaret have, in their last two years on this farm, lambed at a rate that the previous flock-keeper would have considered impossible for ewes their age, eaten weeds they had not previously touched, and produced fleece that the local mill paid more for than any of their previous fleeces. The ewes have got better. The ewes have got better because they have been doing what the goat does. The goat does not know they have been doing what the goat does. This is, in agricultural terms, a mixed grazing system. It is one of the oldest systems known to British farming. Cattle, sheep, and goats together, sharing pasture, each handling the vegetation the others won't touch, parasites broken up by interspecies grazing, the field improving over years rather than declining over months. The system was lost when farms specialised after the war. Dave did not set out to recreate it. Dave bought a goat for the knotweed. The system has reassembled itself. Pat and Margaret are at the gate. Keith is on the roof. The pasture is the best it has ever been.
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The BBC should make all of the Peel Sessions available to stream on the Sounds app. They're recordings of incredible cultural significance and shouldn't be left to languish in a vault.
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Wasn't sure if this was a joke or not... x
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What twitter should be... x
The comments 🤣
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Can we get this article about Palantir shared 1000 times?
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Return your unwanted Reform UK flyers to this address and it costs them £2.50 a pop. Pop this address on an envelope with the flyer in, and pop it in a post box! The more we return, the less they will send!
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This is scary as fuck... x
BREAKING 🚨 | Reform announce plans to legalise discrimination. Plans include scrapping the Equality Act, which would legalise discrimination against a worker if they were a woman, disabled, black, pregnant or gay. From ripping up equality protections, to backing fire-and-rehire, to opposing a ban on zero-hours contracts, Reform UK have made it clear whose side they’re on – and it’s not working people.
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Thelma gets it... x
Elon Musk has taught me that with effort, a strong entrepreneurial spirit, an emerald mine, a lot of exploitation, self-dealing, white privilege, an expired student visa, a bad hair transplant, jaw enhancement, supplemental testosterone, a charity that gives money to itself, ecstasy, ketamine, weed, cocaine, an entire political party in your pocket, people loathing you so much they pay you to go away and most of all a sh*tload of government subsidies, you can accomplish whatever you want in America.
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Spot on assessment of Leanderthal... x
Mosley was Labour, then Conservative and then became a fascist, Lee, just like you. #Reform
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Nice try Elmo, I'm not sure if you know this but 'Silence of the Lambs' wasn't a documentary, happy to help... x
Silence of the Lambs was literally about a trans serial killer who wanted to become a woman by wearing their skin …
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Fingers crossed, can't come soon enough... x
I don't know about you but I'm waiting on the Big Beautiful Obituary.
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Brilliant stuff... x
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Seven-yr-old, Ellison, has down syndrome and struggles with sensory overload. His parents used to dread haircuts until they met Vernon Jackson, a local barber. Best 30 sec. you'll see all day.
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