Purveyor of fine whale meat

Joined January 2022
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Very excited to be doing this this summer.
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The centre of gravity in politics has moved from the North London dinner party to the Clapham Common tinnies and M&S food session
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the fact that the next UK PM could be some rich girl from sydney who moved to london lmaooooo
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J.G.M.Hatton (Jacob Genetically Modified Hatton) retweeted
Cmon England!!!
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Narrator: they did not.
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Pollock shushing the crowd lol. England better hold on here
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The only thing preventing driving through Jurassic Park is the escaped raptor eating you. It is open should the raptor not do that.
Hegseth: “The only thing prohibiting transit in [Hormuz] right now is Iran shooting at shipping.” “It is open for transit should Iran not do that”
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I think the UK has a duty to protect her citizens at home and abroad even if I find those citizens personally annoying
It is really very simple: If you have moved to Dubai to avoid tax, you have chosen an economy based on slavery over one based on taxation. You have chosen slaves over tax. You should be ostracised forever from society.
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Being able to call the fans of the other team paedophiles should be protected in law.
Replying to @TheAthleticFC
Leeds United have urged the UK Crown Prosecution Service and English football authorities to treat songs relating to Jimmy Savile as ‘tragedy chants’ and make them public order offences. More from @Simon_Hughes__ ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7104535…
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every single british person over the age of 19 on snapchat is a paedophile
u tell a british person u dont use snapchat and they look at u like u scranned their beans on toast
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ALT Steve Coogan Shrug GIF

The British public should know how PM Starmer is seen in Israel. In Cyprus, Jordan & UAE, which expected Britain to help defend them, the response is fury. In Israel, it's just ridicule. This is Haaretz: "We shall chicken out on the beaches, we shall hide on the landing grounds, we shall cower in the fields and we shall escape in the streets."
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Let's fucking go
And @Glinner was proved right
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Americans explaining Tourettes: "Consider, a burger"
There are no “tics of a racial slur.” Racial slurs are learned. Why didn’t he yell “pizza” or “burger.” Those words are used literally every day. He chose the nword because he saw two black men and that’s how he feels about them. It’s not Tourette’s. It’s racism.
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Incorrect. There are in fact racial slur tics. Coprolalia is occasional symptom of Tourettes, about 10% of people who have the condition have it. It is uncontrollable, and not based on the opinions of the individual. OP's claims are slanderous and misleading. tourette.org/resource/under… tic-yorkshire.co.uk/tourettes-synd…
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Because Reform is the party of boomer slop however much a small group of downwardly mobile 30 something The Critic contributors wish otherwise.
Why is reform focusing on this crap? It is not important.
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Twitter Right Winger: and after Reform get in we'll use the newly built monorails to begin remigration Nigel: bring back five and you're OK to drive. Make bins metal. Proper British tarts on Page 3 again.
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When my Gran isn't in a TV show
No Margarets :(
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There's something disquieting in the millennial soul, hearing 00s online slang like "FTW" in the context of a man being rejected from Paedo Club. Like growing up in the 80s, watching a Shane Meadows film about it, except its the 00s and everyone posting on Cracked was a nonce.
epic vacation a party (girls FTW!) I cleared my calendar. deal withthis . thanyou ~ rupi kaur
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the people I speak to on Feeld
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UK debt interest fell in October 2025 by just under a £billion UK Public Sector borrowing fell in December 2025 by 38% (£7.1 billion) compared to December 2024 UK Government Bond yields fell in January 2026 The Budget was met with approval by the Markets Reform are a scam
Replying to @McardleTrevor
And what’s the deficit? And what’s the interest on the debt? And what’s the debt?
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God forbid a man lives out his dream
🇬🇧 A British pensioner who won the lottery used his £2.4 million winnings to set up a drug lab. ​John Spiby, along with his sons, built a sophisticated lab to produce fake prescription pills in stables opposite his cottage in Wigan, Greater Manchester. ​The gang raked in £288 million after expanding from the cottage warehouse to a second lab at an industrial unit in Salford. ​During their crime spree, Spiby boasted, "Elon and Jeff best watch their backs" - a reference to US tech billionaires Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos. Follow: @europa
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It should be a slur tbf
Not a single Brit uses yank as if it's a slur? It's genuinely baffling watching these people very smugly argue with their own shadows but they literally cannot help themselves.
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