Pro wrestling nerd, actor. Orioles, Niners, Kings. Just trying to be the best Dorothy Zbornak I can be(e). ππ?!
Joined May 2011
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13 Feb 2018
If anyone's hiring a social media rep, I'd love to quit my job, and join your team. But I only reply to inquiries and mentions with #ArrestedDevelopment quotes and GIFs. If that works for you, let's make a huge, tiny mistake together.
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20 Jun 2024
Soto fumbling the play and Gunnar scoring an insurance run is about as sweet as it gets after the Yankees seek out completely made up revenge. #suckityankees #letsgoos #BALvsNYY
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20 Jun 2024
For almost all of 2024, I've been deep diving on old #SNL, and @kevinnbrown just referenced Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey and I've never loved my O's announcers more. #livefromnewyork #suckityankees #LetsGoOs #birdland
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29 Jan 2024
This definitely makes this wild-ass win even sweeter.
29 Jan 2024
Somebody go check on lil bruhππ
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7 Jan 2024
MVP Baseball '05 will always be the #GOAT if for no other reason than @MLBTheShow making the 3rd baseman field multiple drag bunt attempts a game. It's madness and it's just not a real a thing, ya'll. #stopit.
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14 Nov 2023
People will work a whole 8 hour shift for a job they barely even want to go to everyday, on top of dealing with regular life happenings, then proceed to spend their free time on the internet deliberately being hateful and disparaging to others. It's baffling to me.
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10 Aug 2023
Can anyone tell me who's announcing alongside Melanie for tonight's #HOUvsBAL game? I can NOT seem to figure out what former Oriole is chatting here.
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14 Jul 2023
Feel like I could've spent more time and improved my rarity score, but this one was easy for me after some friends said it was the hardest π€π€
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11 Jul 2023
Hey @davidcrosss, I made a huge tiny mistake and don't know days anymore, while currently stuck bartending up the street from Up-Down at a place called Ernie's, please come say hello, there's not even #dozens here!
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9 Jul 2023
Immaculate Grid 97 7/9:
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Very much enjoying immaculategrid.com the last couple days. Pretty proud of the 0.7% Texas/SD and 0.4 KC/WAS crossovers. Jumped the gun on a couple guesses that could've gotten me closer to a complete grid.
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6 Jul 2023
Following up last week's #pride thoughts, also appreciate @ConnorNewcomb_ regularly telling the proverbially outraged O's internet fandom to calm down and look at things realistically. Ya'll are wild with your constant shouting while in the middle of this epic resurgence.
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30 Jun 2023
Loved @ConnorNewcomb_ 's words on @LockedOnOrioles this week about Baltimore #Pride. HELL yes. This is how you be a true ally to the #LGBTQ community and the world around you. It's chaos ya'll, be kind.
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26 May 2023
I can NOT love this more than I possibly do. #KarenBoone
26 May 2023
Umpires call Aaron Boone βKarenβ in private, an anonymous source close to the MLBUA tells NYP Sports:
βIn umpiring circles, they call him βKaren Boone,β a nickname they adopted from an old tweet by social media personality Jared Carrabis,β the source says.
βThey also joke that they donβt complain more to the league about Boone because if he gets fired, theyβre probably doing the Yankees a favor. Some would argue our umps hate Boone more than his fans.β
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26 May 2023
#AaronBoone is absolutely unhinged, and it's not even remotely in a fun way. I disagree with probably 80% of umpire ejections. I would eject Boone 10 outta 10 times and never think twice about it. Every shot of him in the dugout shows the same exact irate-ass facial expression.
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26 May 2023
Surprise! Called this is inning 1. Boone might be the most deplorable, hateable man in the entirety of baseball. Let's go, #Birdland !
25 May 2023
Aaron Boone has been ejected again.
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21 Apr 2023
Also hearing the Warriors crowd boo @Dsabonis11 every time he touches the ball, only to have him make basketball plays is a delight. #SacramentoProud
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21 Apr 2023
It's funny seeing people claim ref bias benefiting the @SacramentoKings during this series while forgetting a dude did literal jail time from Kings games he ref'd. #SacramentoProud
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13 Apr 2023
Absolute no-doubter. Just felt like a sure thing from the moment he stepped to the plate. What a wild game. Is this dude good, or what #birdland
13 Apr 2023
Rutschman with the walkoff. Crushed it to center. Gets the blue Gatorade. 8-7 O's. Win 3 of 4 against Oakland. 7-6 on season.
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13 Apr 2023
The loss of community! Meanwhile, this OP spends 90% of his posts blasting different, marginalized groups of people. The audacity of mediocre men, on full display, ya'll. Don't be this guy. Be kind.
12 Apr 2023
One reason the West is having so much anxiety, depression, and mental health issues is the loss of community
We used to have big family units and also tied to a community through the church
Now most people are isolated and alone
If you travel the world most places still have tight family units and churches and donβt have our mental health issues
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10 Apr 2023
The @Orioles have gone from the #homerunchain last season to the #homerunbeerbong this year ππππ Let's go #Birdland !
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