mildly funny sometimes
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With respect to my LGBT friends, this is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen
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What is this mass psychosis about being English? You’re not a victim pal
Jun 9
Would put England flags up for the World Cup but probably get my house burnt down. What a country man
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God Help DTs missus
Gabriel misses his penalty ❌
PSG WIN THE UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE!!! 🏆
📺 TNT Sports & HBO Max
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Yeah love just take a picture of me kneeling in the porch
May 29
For Henry Nowak, a young man who died after suffering appalling treatment by police officers displaying racial bias.
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WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.
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JOAT retweeted
May 18
There is 0 votes to be won with this position, purely spite. Purely signaling a continuation of the partnership with the Zionists project. Bad politics
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May 12
I voted Labour last GE, I'm comfortable. I voted for change and we got more of the same.
Green is my only choice now, wealth asset tax is the way. I will also not vote for a party that assists in bombing kids.
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There genuinely is no on like him
May 9
Some random mush just came up to me asking how many girlfriends I’ve got, then told me I’ve got a six-pack. I’m still carrying a fat man’s belly, mind you. Maybe I should’ve asked him about Catherine West and her potential leadership challenge, or what he reckons about Reform UK.
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Celebrating VE Day whilst handing the country to a fascist.
May 8
As we commemorate Victory in Europe, the day Nazi Germany officially surrendered to Allied Forces, we remember and thank the generation which sacrificed so much for our freedom today.
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Zack Polanski reportedly took his football home when he was losing a game of 5 a side at his local park [@Telegraph]
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My fuel and energy bills are going up, but thank goodness the kings speech made me Jollier
“We’re feeling cr*p as a country. It felt like someone just lifted us all up a bit”.
“I don’t think people are feeling jollier having seen speeches about checks and balances”
Are you feeling 'jollier' having watched the King’s Congress speech?
@maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall
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People like to blame things like this on will power and character rather than coming to the conclusion that humans aren’t meant to be sat at a desk for 9 hours every day.
Apr 22
We've become so sedentary that going for a walk is now considered a strategy for fat loss.
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In a just society, comments like this should be a sackable offence.
Apr 16
🚨 NEW: Wes Streeting has suggested he supports cutting welfare to fund defence
“It’s got to come from somewhere”
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A lot of Right Wing content centres around being a Cuck
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As right wing AI slop goes this takes the biscuit. There’s no more comfortable people in this country than pensioners
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Apr 3
Not bothering to read the article, but this shouldn’t be news whatsoever.
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