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Jun 15
George Washington would have loved motorcycles and mma on the White House lawn
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Jun 6
I didn’t realize the NBA finals were going on until I walked past this scene in the financial district Wednesday
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Joel Guerra retweeted
May 25
the paradox of ai adoption at tech companies is that individuals are getting way more done but teams as a whole are not shipping products any faster. in large part this is because the things that were previously low roi / not worth doing are getting automated, but the core business is still too complex to yeet without following the pdlc.
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May 17
zoom is best simply because it does not have this feature
May 16
"Lawrence, let me ask you something. Where you work, does anybody cold call you on Teams?"
"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked doin' something like that, man."
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May 17
all the tests are passing in staging, add three new stakeholders he's never met who have conflicting requirements
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May 13
What if you used a language that didn’t need dozens of 3rd party libraries just to do the most basic things?
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May 13
Regarding Walmart layoffs... its so cute that journalists think our customer facing in-app chatbots are representative of our AI investments
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May 3
Spirit Airlines is like the bus.
I don’t ever want to ride the bus or Spirit Airlines but I want other people to ride the bus and Spirit Airlines.
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May 2
Just found out my friend of 20 years was married for 10 of those years and I didn’t notice
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Apr 28
I think that after I've selected these two options on over 100 consecutive videos for YouTube they should just default to that for me
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Apr 17
I think it would be easier to write a virus, honeypot a 100,000 users, and turn them into a botnet to run loadtests, than to configure JMeter
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Apr 15
Be extra nice to your rich homies today. They're going through some stuff.
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Mar 27
Thanks to AI foreign scammers can finally phish with proper grammar and spelling but they apparently can’t hide their phone country code.
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