2-time TIME Person of the Year. Dorkposter. Misunderstood genius. Tries to adhere to a Threading is Cheating rule. Puns are the surest way to my ❤

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Oh no, my bread is too sweet, my circuses too entertaining
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It should be self-evident that promoting these voices was insane, and that everyone involved in it should be ashamed. They had nothing of value to offer. No new perspective, just racial hatred disguised as cries about oppression.
Ibram X. Kendi says it’s like slavery that Karmelo Anthony was punished for stabbing a white boy in the heart.
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Elon could literally solve homelessness tomorrow. All he needs to do is sell his stake in the companies he created from the ground up, crashing the price and evaporating his wealth as well as the savings and pensions of workers globally.. handing the control of these companies over to short term profit interests and preventing any long term vision from being enacted.. THEN take whatever money that remains which will be nowhere near 1tn and give it to homeless charities who have never solved homelessness anywhere on earth because they’re financially incentivised to do the opposite. Bam - homelessness solved. The reason he doesn’t do any of this is because he’s evil.
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I got which guy was which wrong based on the pictures.
Antisemitic Cornell student turns down interview because he's 'not interested in working for a Jew' trib.al/NRIMqqR
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Always appreciate when a liberal takes time to put down the burning flag to let us know some military ceremony isn’t being carried out to the satisfaction of their sense of patriotism
Honor Guards are trained for state funerals, fallen soldier ceremonies, and dignitary protocol. That is their sacred operational mandate. Trump just deployed them as set dressing for a UFC card. You don’t get to call yourself a patriot and applaud this.
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Can we debunk this nonsense? Elon Musk was awarded (note: not given) cost-per-result contracts to perform a service for the US government. The total of those for SpaceX specifically is ~$22B, which includes repaid loans, state tax incentives, etc. The deal was simple: put stuff into LEO at or below a set cost. If SpaceX does it below the set cost, SpaceX keeps the difference. If it doesn’t, the company is responsible for the overrun. End result? SpaceX & Elon lowered the cost of getting 1 kg into LEO by 95-97% vs what NASA was paying previously. And for the record, every other company around at the time was offered the same opportunity to bid on the contract - Musk/SpaceX just took it. The handout narrative implies the taxpayer is the patron and SpaceX the dependent. The cost data shows the opposite: before SpaceX, NASA paid Russia’s Soyuz $80-86M per seat; SpaceX delivered at ~$55 million. SpaceX saved the US taxpayer $300M-$465M each year on that alone (the US sends 12-15 astronauts to space each year) On the lunar lander, NASA estimated SpaceX’s fixed-price bid saved $20B-$30B vs the Boeing-preferred cost-plus approach. So: SpaceX saved the US taxpayer more than the total value of contracts it earned on a single project, PLUS provided the US government with the requested services (put stuff in LEO) at the best possible price.
Elon Musk was given tens of billions in government contracts and tax breaks and was able to take a company that’s lost $41 billion and somehow become a “trillionaire.” You will pay social security your whole life and they’ll tell you it’s an “entitlement” when you try to collect
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Bluesky so insignificant its not even included on a ban list with Threads in it
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What the fuck does "almost 4 kids later" mean
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It's because of elon musk that I have to wait 30 minutes for someone to unlock $6 flash drives at the store
Elon Musk is a trillionaire but it’s def the people on SNAP ruining your life
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There's a French guy, close enough.
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it's an IQ test. you've been told, your entire life, that if you accept the latest draconian tax increase everything will improve. the tax passes. everything — infrastructure, education, cost of living — gets worse. will you listen to the scorpion again?
Electability is the buzzword at Democratic conventions across our nation. I understand why some Democrats are tempted to play it safe. Many see Republican victories in 2026 and 2028 as an existential threat and think the answer is to nominate the safest possible candidates. But America is not facing an ordinary moment. We have levels of wealth concentration not seen since the first Gilded Age. Millions of young people cannot afford a home, childcare, healthcare, or college. Voting rights and women’s rights are being rolled back. Black and Latino communities, rural America, and factory towns have been excluded from the wealth generation of the modern economy. The answer to a crisis of this scale is not caution. It is a bold vision equal to the moment. We cannot simply be against Trumpism and go back to a status quo that tore this nation apart. We need a new economic patriotism that creates good jobs in every ZIP code, rebuilds American industry, delivers Medicare for All, provides childcare $10 day, makes public college tuition-free, creates 1,000 new trade schools and technical institutes, guarantees homeownership for every American who works hard by age 35, and ensures that the gains from AI and technological progress are shared by working and middle-class Americans. We need to end foreign wars, reject gun boat militarism abroad, and stop providing aid to governments that violate human rights. And yes, I believe America is strongest when it celebrates being a nation of immigrants. The future of this country is not one group against another or running away from our diversity. It is Americans of every race, faith, and background united around the simple idea that everyone who works hard deserves economic security, dignity, and a chance to succeed. That was Frederick Douglass’s prophecy of a Composite Nation in 1869. If Democrats want to defeat Trumpism, we cannot simply run safe, focus-group-crafted politicians who try to substitute demographic or biographical connection for a real policy vision. We cannot recycle candidates who will never be seen as leaders for true change. We have to offer something fresh, something bigger than fear and insults. We have to offer a vision of shared prosperity. We have to give people a reason to believe that the future can be better than the past. That is the path that Franklin Roosevelt, a leader who governed from a wheelchair after polio, showed us. It is the path John Kennedy showed us as the first Catholic president. It is the path Barack Obama showed us as a trailblazing African American president. It is the path Bernie Sanders showed us as a Jewish, democratic socialist who transformed our politics. The great reformers in American history did not win by playing it safe. They were by no means conventional candidates. They won by meeting the challenges of their time with courage equal to the moment. We are at our best as Democrats when we are not afraid. We are at our best when we are bold.
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Sounds like this lady has never heard Creed
The products of mass entertainment have never elevated a people.
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We still haven't fully recovered from the last British Beatle invasion
I’m worried these will end up in America now, like some invasive beatle that snuck in on an ornamental plant from the Orient and destroyed half our forests
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I’m worried these will end up in America now, like some invasive beatle that snuck in on an ornamental plant from the Orient and destroyed half our forests
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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I like how your response to "Why is British food so bad?" Is "EXCUSE YOU but it is actually much worse."
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“OI MATE, YOU’VE RUINED IT” “What do you mean, sir?” “YOU’VE CHUCKED LEAVES ALL OVER ME FOOD” “That’s fresh basil, sir, picked—“ “GET THESE SHIT HERBS OFF ME FOOD” British culinary tradition in a nutshell.
Replying to @ArthurBoreman
realised that covering everything in a bunch of shit herbs is fucking stupid as we actually want to taste the food we are eating, not some random ground up leaves chucked all over it as people seem to think that's what ""seasoning"" is
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It's genuinely crazy how unspiritual Muhammad's view of paradise was. It's such a sordid, undignified, and materialistic view on what the afterlife will look like. It seems too absurd to believe, and too obviously geared towards slaking the lusts of 7th century tribesmen.
What a weird religion!
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Call me old-fashioned, but I think NYC mayoral announcements should probably be in English.
الي مشجعي كره القدم الراغبين في مشاهده المباريات في ملاعب نيويورك/نيوجرسي. 
من فضلكم أعطوا لانفسكم وقت كافي للذهاب الي المباريات.
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this really put into perspective for me how terrible wealth redistribution is
If we liquidated Elon Musk as a financial entity we could each pocket $3,000. Just putting that out there. 3K. Not bad.
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Math is ontologically real. Numbers exist independently of the human mind and the material world.
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