FINALLY 💙🔵

The cheergangs of Matiangi and the murderer of River Yala are lecturing us about peace and justice. This country is rotten.

So, finally, Mt Kenya has entered the 2027 presidential race? Irungu Kang’ata joining Linda Mwanachi means the Kikuyu Nation, through him, will play for nothing less than the Deputy Presidential slot. The governor's seat looks attractive for Kang’ta wa Mabarua, and because this man has delivered on “almost” every election promise, he stands a chance of winning a national seat! He should go for it. People of the Mountain love performing leaders. Kang’ata will not run on the DCP ticket; a coalition that allows other parties like Jubilee, DP, PNU, PLP, among others, to field candidates will definitely be an attractive pick for him. DCP must fend off this political aggression. Whether Kang’ata wa Mabarua is tapped for the deputy presidential slot or he runs again as Governor for Murang’a, his announcement that he identifies with Linda Mwananchi has upset the political infrastructure of the Mountain. It's early days, but we are here to witness what happens next, and wouldn't it be a good idea for Muranga to go for the big seat? Kwani it's only Kiambu and Nyeri that can produce presidents?

🚨💣 BREAKING: Marc Cucurella deal is signed and sealed after surprising exclusive story earlier today. Real Madrid to pay €55m fixed fee plus €5m add-ons as Chelsea allowed medical tests. Cucurella, new Real Madrid player. 🇪🇸 Here we go, confirmed. ✅🇪🇸

Wanjiku Muhia : Organize yourselves into groups of ten to kill anyone who is not from Ol Kalou. @NCIC_Kenya @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE

A better Kenya to you is a deeply ethnic one.

This was Raila Odinga in Thika in 2022. The owner of organic crowds. Nobody comes close to BABA

Once a blue, always a blue! Great to pop back to the Bridge! 💙

63 games - which one was your favourite? 💭 #FIFACWC

The Fourth President is firmly in control. He has practically rearranged the entire game board. Sifuna is OUT OF the ticket. The ticket is now Kalonzo and Ruaraka Land Thief. Sifuna, will be offered Foreign Affairs. He is happy. Meanwhile, Jofri made a quick attempt to court Natembeya, but the Trans Nzoia governor politely declined. Natembeya is focused on defending his seat and positioning himself strategically for the 2032 succession politics. The chessboard remains active, and the dice continue to roll. Within the SKM centre, there is considerable scepticism about the Ruaraka land thief as the running mate. Their view is that he muddies what is otherwise a Mr. Clean ticket while adding little political value to the equation. The only problem is that coalition is looking for a godfather, and with the Fourth President appearing to be their most realistic source of sponsorship, dissent will remain muted. For now, sina mengi ya kusema.

🚨 Real Madrid mean 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 this summer 😳 Marc Cucurella is set to be Real Madrid's latest signing for a fee of over €50M 💰 It's already their 𝙁𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙃 signing of the transfer window: ✔️ Jose Mourinho ✔️ Denzel Dumfries ✔️ Ibrahima Konate ✔️ Bernardo Silva ✔️ Marc Cucurella 🆕 𝗪𝗛𝗢'𝗦 𝗡𝗘𝗫𝗧? 🤔

Chelsea are con artists

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🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO! Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow. Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

But when Ruto does the same it's noise

Join them already you guys are wasting time 😀😀😀😀

Some things never change

Ruto confident of 'Tutam', slams Opposition campaign strategy in Western Tour citizen.digital/article/ruto…

Stupidity

To this day idk why nobody celebrated with him

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