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Two weeks of playing Geoguessr at work and they block the website.
Fuck my chud life.
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Thanks Taco Bell this message really resonated with me and I am more likely to consume your products as a result
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The day someone catches me humming Du Bist Gut Genug in public and calls me out on it is probably the day I end it all
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You want me to watch UFC? Oliver Tree just died, and you want me to watch UFC?
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Abraham Lincoln is in the National Wrestling Hall of Fame but how dare they host combat sports events near his monument
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When do I change my headband to Akron’s logo instead of Pitt’s
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My hottest takes (in order of 🔥)
- when eating chicken wings, drums clear flats
- Troy Polamalu does not deserve to be ranked below Ed Reed
- big women>
- I’d drink a Mr Pibb any day over Dr Pepper
- Arby’s is fire
- twenty one pilots are a top 3 band of our generation
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The drive from Akron to Pittsburgh goes a lot quicker when you’re scrolling X the whole time
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I let her book the apartment tour for me (NOT us, she wanted to help me find a new place) at 4:30 today, I showed up and she cancelled it 45 minutes prior. Three hours of driving wasted!
You gotta respect the audacity to accuse a guy of “coming on strong” when YOU were talking about taking him to Europe, wanting him to sleep over, begging him to FT until 5 AM on a Monday, and trying to book apartments tours for him within 5 days of meeting him #HolyProjection
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I’ve had horrific experiences with girls from New Philadelphia, New Lexington, Gratiot, Steubenville, Salem/Columbiana, and Youngstown. At what point do I stop going after women from Ohio
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You gotta respect the audacity to accuse a guy of “coming on strong” when YOU were talking about taking him to Europe, wanting him to sleep over, begging him to FT until 5 AM on a Monday, and trying to book apartments tours for him within 5 days of meeting him #HolyProjection
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Jonald “Torta Lover” Tortorella retweeted
I told a woman I was dating, who was ranting about rapists getting off with light sentences, that I support giving rapists the death penalty.
She completely froze and didn't know how to proceed before muttering about racial disparities.
And so ended that conversation.
Jun 4
How women look at you when you tell them you support ICE deporting rapists
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Shaquem Griffin could count the amount of exes I’m on good terms with on his left hand
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Mfs be idolizing mid pussy whole time they fail to realize THEY’RE the mid pussy
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Nothing says summertime like licking some Jonny
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