@jonathan-izard.bsky.social Writer, presenter, award-winning journalist. See you on the other side. Fuck off Musk.

Joined March 2012
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I am thrilled to say that contracts have been signed and I am now officially represented by Nicky Lovick @nicky_agent at WGM Atlantic @WGMAtlantic I'm so excited to explore the potential of this new creative partnership. #WritingCommunity #writerscommunity #fiction #nonfiction
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My local @OpticalExpress has closed & I was told to go to the Harley St branch. 'Will this be free?' (I'm old enough to qualify for free eye tests.) 'Yes, no charge.' I turned up: 'We only do private work here & have to charge you.' Should've gone to @Specsavers. Now I will. 😤
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Right. That's it. Enough. Elon Musk can fuck off. Donald Trump can fuck off. I'm fucking off to Bluesky. 👋
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This statue just appeared at a park in Philadelphia
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Well @JaneyGodley, you were right. #USA #Election2024 #Trump
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Well America, not only have you fvcked yourselves, you have screwed the world. Bigly.
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This is a dark, dark day for people around the globe. The world’s largest economy and most powerful military will be led by a dangerous, destructive demagogue.
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What a very sad day for the world.
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My deepest sympathies to the people of the United States of America. #Trump #madness #USAElection2024
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And the rest of the world.
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One view: ‘The partygate scandal was overblown’ - Kemi Badenoch Another view:
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“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.
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Who is with me? 🖐️
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Fellow writers, do we all do this? Very boring, time-consuming but valuable exercise in the final polish. So much rolling of eyes! 🙄 #amwriting #amwritingfiction #writerscommunity #amquerying #WritingCommunity #writingtips
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Oh yes, let's get rid of all that human rights stuff! Mad Lizzie Truss still gobbing on - does anyone listen or give a fuck what she thinks about anything? She's like an eight year old with a sugar rush. Time for a lie down dear. #trussterfuck #politics #tory #bonkers @trussliz
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Frankly, I think no armrests is the least of the issues here. How about the view? For £53! No thank you ⁦@rbo_org#ROH #ripoff #havingalaugh #royaloperahouse
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If Keir Starmer's Labour Government can achieve all of this in just two months, I'm looking forward to the next 4-5 years:
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This has ruined my weekend.
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King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. But he still needed a 45% pay rise. Like if he needs a pay cut. RT if you want the Monarchy gone. #NotmyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy
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FEWER! ⁦@Se_Railway⁩ FFS. #pedantsRwe #grammar
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