Sr. Designer at Eventshop / Former - Sr. Dir. of Creative Strategy @hailstatefb ; Creative Dir. @alabamaftbl ; Creative Dir. @Vol_Football ; Believer

Joined February 2009
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Love: -is patient and kind -does not envy or boast -is not arrogant or rude -does not insist on its own way -is not irritable or resentful -does not rejoice at wrongdoing -rejoices with the truth -bears all things -believes all things -hopes all things -endures all things
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Terrible officiating in the Miss St / Oklahoma game! In that moment, an ABSOLUTELY OBVIOUS strike 3 check swing turns into a hit by pitch??? Just laughably bad umping.
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BREAKING: I might live forever.
Believe it or not, playful touch like squeezing your partner’s butt isn’t just fun—it can actually be good for your health. Physical touch stimulates the release of oxytocin, often called the “love hormone,” which helps reduce stress, lower blood pressure, and promote feelings of closeness and happiness. These hormonal benefits positively impact both mental and physical wellbeing. Regular affectionate interactions, including playful or intimate gestures, also help strengthen emotional bonds. Feeling connected to your partner not only improves relationship satisfaction but has real physiological effects, supporting heart health, reducing inflammation, and boosting immune function over time. Experts emphasise that these small acts of touch are a natural way to encourage emotional intimacy while promoting overall wellness. Incorporating playful physical affection into your relationship is a simple, fun, and scientifically supported way to improve your mood, strengthen your bond, and support your long-term health.
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The episode where she’s never heard of Nick Saban:
This is a bs argument. The universities and coaches made millions off of these athletes' talent. They weren't talking about their education then. All they cared about was performance. But when its time for collegiate athletes to earn then there's a problem. Get out of here
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🤣🤣 I’ve been telling my wife something like this was going to happen, for YEARS. To this day have never owned a roomba.
> be Sammy Azdoufal, software engineer > spend $2000 on DJI Romo vacuum > decide to control it with xbox controller like a chad > use Claude to reverse engineer the API > It works because Claude is the GOAT > just need to grab auth token from their cloud servers > token works... Claude is unbeaten > wait why is he authenticated as 7000 devices > ohno.jpg > backend trusted any valid token for any device, no ownership verification > mfw Sammy has live camera feeds from vacuums in 24 countries > watching some german dude eat cereal at 3am > can pull SLAM data and get floor plans of everyone's house > could be the world's most efficient burglar > could be the world's most at scale pervert > Sammy just wanted to drive his vacuum bro > reports it like a responsible adult > DJI patches in 2 days > back to being a normal guy with overpriced roomba > mfw the entire IoT industry treats auth like it's 2005
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I want to speak on something I don’t think gets talked about enough in college football. Creatives (video, photo, media) are often tied to coaching staffs, even though we have no impact on wins or losses. When coaches are let go, creatives are frequently let go too sometimes even when under contract. Many of us relocate, sign leases, and take real financial risks to tell the story of a program, build its brand, and capture moments that live far beyond a season. Yet there’s very little job security or protection when staff changes happen. This isn’t about bitterness or blame it’s about recognizing a structural issue in the sports industry and asking whether creatives deserve clearer protections, severance, or roles tied to the program rather than coaching turnover. I know I’m not the only one who’s experienced this. If you’re a creative in sports, I’d genuinely love to hear your perspective. Respectfully sharing in hopes of starting a conversation. #SportsMedia #CreativeIndustry #CollegeFootball #SportsCreatives #CareerSustainabillity
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How is that last play not PI?
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One of the best National Anthems I’ve ever heard! @CFBPlayoff
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DIRTY, DIRTY hit on Taylor by @WakeFB at the end of the game…about 3 minutes after the TV cameras showed the Wake head coach celebrating his player getting away with a personal foul. Team follows leadership.
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Three of four in second round of actual College Football Playoffs. ALL FOUR in top 7 of CFB revenue and top 15 in the country…and living rent free in @RedditCFB’s soul.
DoorDash commercial about having “too much winning energy” featuring Georgia, OSU, Bama, and Texas mascots on Jan 2 is hilarious, actually.
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I have zero dog in this fight. You will never convince me the ACC doesn’t have a hand in this outcome. So many questionable calls ALL leading to the outcome they need to get a lone team in the CFP.
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I turned to my wife when the ball landed in the crowd and said “how can you not be romantic about baseball.” She had no clue what I was talking about, but I bet 100k other guys were sitting at home thinking the same thing at the same moment.
George Springer’s home run with Moneyball music Chills
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Where are the freedom of speech advocates who rallied for a late night talk show host? There is a reason it was the First Amendment, and you’d best speak up while you have the chance. I don’t care where you stand politically.
WOW 🚨 YouTuber David Wood went to Dearborn Michigan. He exposes Christians aren’t allowed to distribute any material to Muslims but Muslims can distribute and convert Americans to Islam This is real and he has video proof “They didn't want Christians, evangelizing Muslims or handing out tracts or anything. But they couldn't just make a rule saying Christians aren't allowed to distribute materials. So they just made a rule and they said no one's allowed to hand out materials, but then they only enforced it on Christians.” “Two of my friends walked over to the Arab Festival outside of the Arab Festival and tried to distribute copies of the Gospel of John in English and Arabic and they were stopped immediately outside the festival. You didn't see what happened afterwards, but they took us to the security booth, they photographed us, they took our IDs, got the information, took our camera, cell phone for a little while. They let us go and just explain the rules to us. But what the rule is, it seems, is not that you can't distribute copies of the Gospel of John inside the Festival. It also applies outside the Festival.” He tries it on public streets, again is blocked “They're doing these workarounds which were, you know, all for basic. They're implementing Sharia in a way that they could pass it off as they're not implementing Sharia.” “I'm here on the corner of Warren and Frida in Dearborn, Michigan, United States. And if I were to take this gospel of Jesus Christ by St. John and hand it out to anyone on the street, I will be put in jail, again.” This has been going on for 15 years at least and David Wood has the video proof to prove it
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Jonathan King retweeted
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Hey @forresure and @CoryAsbury, @philwickham and I are in! Help us make this happen. Tag the artists you want to see perform below. 👇
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Beatdown at Bethpage ™️
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Replying to @jonathanvking
They match us every time. We fall short every time
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Jonathan King retweeted
My wife walked by the tv and asked why there isn’t an option to get 4 boxes for each Ryder Cup match like they do for red zone. She doesn’t even watch golf or football
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The Difference: when US drains a huge putt, EU drops one right on top of it. USA have not answered a huge putt yet.
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The Ryder Cup being over after the first day was not on my 2025 bingo card. If you still think US can take the trophy back, you are dealing with @SECShorts levels of #hope.
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If there is any silver lining - there is no pressure on the US rookies. Nothing to lose, let it rip.
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Stop the count.
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