brand strategist & media guy. proponent of intentional action. building @thefruitioners & eating @offhoursparty.
Joined November 2014
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25 Dec 2024
just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he’s not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me - he’s signaling that i smell like weed.
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Jun 12
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Trump prevented everyone from celebrating near the game. He made everyone show up hours early. Women could not take in a bag. He inconvenienced the entire city. And then he fell asleep.
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May 14
it seems like the time’s running out quicker than ever for these pick me’s. now that i think about it, this is actually one pro of the decimation of our collective attention spans…
🚨 Chud The Builder (Dalton Eatherly) has been ARRESTED and CHARGED with Criminal Attempt: Murder and Aggravated Assault after shooting a Black man outside the Montgomery County Courthouse 😂
The same racist clown who’s been provoking the Black community, running his mouth on camera, and playing tough guy finally got touched.
He’s sitting in Montgomery County Jail right now facing serious charges.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, Dalton.
Enjoy your cell, you pathetic racist bitch 🤣
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May 11
First of my bloodline to smoke brothers broadleaf blunts of Japanese homegrown in Tokyo
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5/9 - 12pm
Toad Venom (Animal Face x Sin Mintz) Clone Drop - 2 clones $630 OTD
Location: @GoatGlobalWest
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May 7
See you on Saturday @GoatGlobalWest
100 adoptions - everyone’s a twin.
$630 after tax (2 toads per adoption)
Date 5/9
Location @GoatGlobalWest
Time: 12 pm
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100 adoptions - everyone’s a twin.
$630 after tax (2 toads per adoption)
Date 5/9
Location @GoatGlobalWest
Time: 12 pm
@ronin_seeds
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This Saturday the Toads jumping the pond. Get your own verified amphibian for only $500. Exclusively at Goat Global Westwood 12pm - 2299 Westwood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA, 90064. @ronin_seeds
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May 1
I’ll say this
No disrespect
It’s what yall platformed and created .
Whoever wears this shoe
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Apr 28
my feed is entirely robots trying to seem human conversing with one another… at this point the dead internet has to be just about everything.
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Mar 31
has anyone else’s internet been noticeably buggy the past few weeks? seems that no matter where i am there are service issues
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Mar 2
this spring we’re hitting the road to bring a truly special dinner experience direct to you! if you’re on the east coast, or in the mid-west, we’ll see ya soon! thefruitioners.com/the420tou… @Chefjayaun @thenomadcook @offhoursparty
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Feb 21
Beef is a broke man’s sport
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always bears repeating that this is NOT ultimately a financial decision. jeff bezos is worth over 250 billion dollars. he can afford to lose many millions and never even notice it. this is, at its core, a political and personal decision by bezos to destroy the post
Feb 4
WASHINGTON (AP) — Washington Post says one-third of its staff across all departments, not just the newsroom, is being laid off.
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Feb 3
a week into raiding and now every time i hear a machine sound in the real world i assume its arc
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Jan 29
Turns out I don't have ADHD--i just need everything explained to me via 2000s emo music
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Jan 14
A year and a half ago I lost my entire left femur and knee to bone cancer .
I am a handicapped man.
Today, I rapped my entire song while walking up the rocky steps in Philadelphia .
Yes it hurt.
Stream “SWING FIRST!” Plz.
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