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Marco Rubio when he realizes he's going to have to defend Iran getting $300 billion in construction funds.
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Jun 15
4. Halfway thru the flight nudge Samson awake and be like “so…Delilah huh?”
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Jun 14
Wie hebben een serieus probleem in Dallas
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Jun 14
Antisocial wife guys catching some flak in the Gospel reading today. “Yeah I’d come to the feast but you know how the missus is 😔”
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Jun 14
You’re invited to a party:
“Sorry,
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I bought a field”
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I bought some oxen”
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I have married a wife”
0 votes • Final results
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Jun 13
This makes me glad I started working at 14. Made all the difference, apparently
Jun 12
I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.
And there is now a trillionaire.
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Jun 13
The most English is spoken in the U.S.
The most important English is also spoken in the U.S.
The best English, however, is spoken in Scandinavia.
Hey America
Its called football. Respect OUR culture
Sincerely, the people that invented your language 👍
Community note
The term soccer was coined by British University students to differentiate Rugby Football from Assocation Football. Countries that prefer the term "soccer" include The United States of America, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland and South Africa.
britannica.com/story/why-do-s…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_for…
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Jonofarcadia retweeted
Jun 12
You could conquer any small European country with everything that you found in this place.
Jun 11
We found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say I’m too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy. They had a shooting range in the store.
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Jun 12
I’m neither happy nor sad that Elon Musk is now apparently a trillionaire, but I’m…happy certain people are sad about it?
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Jun 12
Christian Science youth pastor starting a Facebook page called “I F***ing Love Christian Science” and it has memes
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Jun 11
Chicago is indeed the last thing many people see before they go to meet the Lord
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Jun 11
I asked Gemini to check the footing on a set of financial statements in pdf and it gave me some results and said that it had covered the “key statements” (ignored the cash flow).
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Jun 11
No shock rock band or musician ever approached even a fraction of Tiny Tim’s power to horrify
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Jun 9
Relatively few people in this country are susceptible to being triggered by anything that happens on a soccer diamond
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