Writer. Content marketer. Award-winning beer blogger. Long-suffering Lions fan.

Joined April 2009
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Me walking into Spoons: “Don’t get a weird sounding ale, just buy a can you know you’ll like and you know will be decent quality.” Me five minutes later: “Well, this pint of Dunton Strangler tastes like foot cream.”
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Beer question for people: if you had one evening in Vienna, is there a good place to go for beer? Hoping for traditional beer hall (with Vienna lager?) if it exists, but not sure what the culture there is.
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Currently stuck on a train in the middle of nowhere and a guy asked the train manager if he was allowed to get out here since it’s closer to his house than the next station. Unbelievable optimism, I can’t help but admire it.
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Facebook Marketplace is unhinged
A beer of two halves
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And for anyone whose follow-up question is “Well, what did it taste like?”, my guess would’ve been a kettle sour.
On a plane for the first time in a few years. m.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64Ca…

Josh Farrington retweeted
🌔🦋Space Moth🦋🌖 is out this Thursday from @1CCGames and @ChorusWorldwide and I have one *EU* code to 🎁give away🎁 Simply RT this Tweet and comment with your favourite (or least hated) bug🐞 and I'll choose a random winner on Thursday. Good luck! #shmup #NintendoSwitch
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26 Sep 2021
Justin Tucker’s field goal was 19 yards longer than the Bears offense gained today
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First ever trip to the Abbey to watch the mighty @CambridgeUtdFC. Right next to the action!
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Not in Lewisham any more
I found out today that apparently “smoothie seltzers” are a thing (this isn’t mine, I hasten to add).
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Absolutely cursed “Disney” bouncy castle. Just sacrificed our daughter to the yawning maw of the Dread God Güfy.
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That is a human femur and you can’t tell me otherwise
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Anyone have any good opinions on beginner’s bourbon (say, under £30 a bottle)? Bulleit, Wild Turkey, Maker’s Mark, Four Roses… what’s worth picking up? @BookshopRob, this is your thing, right?
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I don’t really believe in signs from the universe but this morning, as we packed up the moving van to finally leave London behind, our neighbour was stood in his front yard pissing on his bins. Lewisham, it’s been real.
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I’m lucky enough to share a birthday with the great city of Detroit and this beautiful watch is a very appropriate and wonderful present
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Josh Farrington retweeted
So proud of these boys & all they’ve done for our country. We don’t deserve their brilliance. They fought for school meals, kneeled against racism, wore the rainbow with pride & even rode a unicorn!! They are our present & future & they made England united ❤️🤍 #EURO2020
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Why not just sub in a bottle of bleach, the audacity
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Replying to @NShmups
@NShmups Hey, I’m relatively new to shmups and have really been enjoying your vids, just wondered what you’d recommend between Mushihimesama and Crimzon Clover? Similar price at the moment and intrigued by both.
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It seems like Mushihimesama has disappeared from the UK eShop for the time being so no Cave shmupping for me just yet…
Tomorrow we’re visiting Peppa Pig World, which means tonight we’re in a hotel in Southampton. There are worse places to be, but understandably quite fancied a beer while sat in silence in a hotel room with two kids. However…
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I day inside and head for the fridges. Only to find… there’s no beer. The hottest day of the year and an England win mean the shelves are bare. Not even a can of lukewarm Carling to be found. In desperation, I all but climb inside trying to find something to quench my thirst…
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And there. At the back. Overlooked, alone, just waiting - a solitary can of @unitybrewingco Prinzen lager. It’s even cold. I could’ve wept. Reader, I bought it. Then trekked the long miles home to try and explain where the hell I’d been. Cheers.
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