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Joined January 2012
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21 Jul 2016
Officer "Sir I need to see you're unarmed"
Suspect *removes arms* "Ok sir I am unar-
O *fires 7 shots* "he didnt have his hands raised"
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4 Jan 2020
When your wearing your beer drinkin shirt >>>
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8 Oct 2019
Revenge is a dish best served cold x.com/wandswithjuan/status/1…
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3 Jul 2019
Damn, these kids are getting hammered
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21 Jun 2019
"not so close, baby, i'm just meeting you now."
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11 Jun 2019
I know Durant has like an 8-foot reach advantage but VanVleet has sharp teeth now
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29 Apr 2019
Imagine being so attached to a theory, that you made up 5 years ago, that you cant enjoy last nights episode. That episode was ridiculous! And you over there mad Bran didn't warg into the NK and commit suicide or some other garbage. #Got
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24 Apr 2019
Wow disgusting. Should of been five minute major
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4 Apr 2019
Knocking on an occupied public restroom door should be a capital offense
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13 Mar 2019
My initial, uninformed view was that the Odell Beckham Jr. trade was shitty for the Giants, but was talking on 538 Slack with some people who know a lot more about the NFL than I do and their view was that the Odell Beckham Jr. trade was shitty for the Giants.
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4 Oct 2018
we’re driving thru St Louis en route to Columbia, MO and I just remembered that Panera is St. Louis Bread Co. here and everyone acts like it’s somehow different/better than Panera everywhere else
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19 Jul 2018
Inspiring! This CEO Saw One of His Employees Digging Through the Dumpster for Food, So He Bought Her a Headlamp to Make It Easier to Sift through the Garbage
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11 Jul 2018
oh no
it is kid's camp day
there are screams
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11 Jul 2018
Elon Musk has improved life on this planet immeasurably by making a car that nobody can afford, a flamethrower for rich nerds and shooting a car in to space. He’s truly a great man
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8 Jul 2018
*googles Fournier's name*
HOLY SHIT THATS WHY THEY CALL HIM ''DON'T GOOGLE'' MY GOD.
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4 Jul 2018
your premature sky booms. will not be tolerated
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4 Jul 2018
NBA Fans During Free Agency 😂😂😂
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