"....The presidential convoy is the most public revelation of a president’s sense of his/her power, state of mind, and insecurities. There was the Xi Jinping Standard: At home, Jinping’s convoy is on average 10 cars. Now the world’s second-largest economy, and Africa’s all-season Father Christmas, it was felt that in normal circumstances no reasonable president should have a convoy longer than Jinping’s to drive on roads built by Chinese money and engineers. Once a president surpasses Jinping’s 10 cars, then he is placed in the “amber zone”....@cobbo3 writes. 🗞️bit.ly/3ZxbS1R #MonitorUpdates

Dr. @Mwine_Kyarimpa, We are very ecstatic to rally all of the troops wherever they may be to provide you our full support this afternoon, as you face off with your Ph.D. Defense Committee. We have every confidence you will succeed beyond our wildest expectations! @thesword_08

Btw this ignorance has persisted, let us provide some education. These posh cars, which dont exceed 5 in number, are driven by foreign defence contractors not our usual Ugandan officials. If you have some clever you will understand why. Goodday.

Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan handed out money to supporters outside the polling station where he cast his ballot in the runoff election reut.rs/3C239rs

We are already past ChatGPT?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Honestly, who did this? I think I am ready to leave this planet. Can’t handle humans anymore

This is Uganda’s specialised hospital, which has at this stage already ‘consumed’ $367million. But hey, at least we have peace

Super exciting news! I will no longer be applying for grants to fund my research. 🎉

Dear Wasila, we deeply regret the current situation you're in. We were forced to close the embassy and evacuate our staff. Unfortunately, this means we can't get to your passport. We advise to apply for a new passport with your local authorities.