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18 Dec 2020
From the makers of DynamoDB and Firecracker comes "access logs to one of our foundational services".
ALT S3 server access logs aren't always delivered, but when they are it's by freight.
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29 Oct 2020
Roborace is the world first driver-less/autonomous motorsports category.
This is one of their first live-broadcasted events.
This was the second run.
It drove straight into a wall.
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20 Oct 2020
Self proclaimed "greatest democracy on earth" accelerating towards one party system whatever the election outcome. Much inspiring, so wow.
19 Oct 2020
Polling in Texas shows Biden and Trump neck-and-neck. That’s 38 electoral votes, a Senate seat, and a handful of congressional seats up for grabs.
Winning Texas would not only guarantee victory in 2020, it would remake the electoral map for generations. It’s a top priority.
14 Oct 2020
Upon cursory analysis, we found no vendor implements all of our poorly vetted requirements, forcing us to implement our own solution to this deceptively mundane problem.
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16 Sep 2020
Firefighters: literally fight fire
Also firefighters: fighting conspiracy theories on TikTok
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11 Sep 2020
Reviewer #2 rejected a paper with the comment “Unrealistic problems. Unrealistic solutions.” for something running in production at a global scale for 2 years.
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10 Sep 2020
This article should have cited usenix.org/conference/nsdi18… or fastly.com/blog/building-and….
I get why it doesn't, but not citing work due to affiliation harms authors, not competitors. My green card application was rejected due to lack of industry impact. Guess how USCIS determines that?
9 Sep 2020
Unimog - Cloudflare’s edge load balancer. cfl.re/3m8Dbts
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João Taveira Araújo retweeted
18 Apr 2020
Cloudflare marks themselves as green and safe on their site. But yet I can still access their website on cloudflare from an RPKI invalid IP address block. Or should I say:
My CDN (@Cloudflare) does not implement BGP safely. Check out [...] blah blah blah
17 Apr 2020
Today, we are releasing isBGPSafeYet.com, a website to track deployments and filtering of invalid routes by the major networks. blog.cloudflare.com/is-bgp-s…
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20 Mar 2020
"Toilet rolls became a constant presence in the iconography of late capitalism, mirroring the role of armillary spheres in renaissance portraiture. When held, the roll signifies the power of its bearer."
How much toilet roll has this guy stocked at home that he doesn't mind talking to Sky news and show the rolls on his windowsill? Hahaha
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19 Dec 2019
Pretty sure @pteichman generated these
18 Dec 2019
We've reached the "names made up by Japanese game designers to sound American" portion of impeachment
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27 Nov 2019
In case y'all missed it, using TCP loss events to trigger path reselection achieves what two decades of vendor attempts at fast reroute failed to deliver😂 fastly.com/blog/traffic-deli…
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31 Oct 2019
Made the most terrifying Halloween costume I could think of.
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17 May 2019
In hindsight, very good ROI on this cover letter, would write again, A
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memcached.org/blog/persisten… - The Volatile Benefit of Persistent Memory (part one): new blog post in collaboration with Intel.
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18 Apr 2019
The perils of anycast: a thread
18 Apr 2019
So some Benfica fans are traveling to the wrong City of Frankfurt. They went to Frankfurt (Oder) in Eastern Germany instead of Frankfurt (Main). Oh boy. #SGEBenfica
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8 Mar 2019
Burn out assembling your own funeral pyre while bystanders happily cheer you on because you're "getting things done".
An opinion I find myself repeating in a lot of 1:1s:
The key to getting things done in a mid-sized (100-1200) company, especially one that's grown a lot recently, is your willingness to see things through to the end and internal refusal to be blocked.
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