adops nerd. marketing jock. beer consumer. drenched in sarcasm. uncomfortable. {"opinions": ["frequently mine", "sometimes other's", "never the employer's"]}
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I don’t know where to put this but I know it deserves to be pinned...
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My wife at the local catholic school BBQ:
“the problem is, everyone I am not pregnant I get pregnant.”
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The principal:
“Did you know that the 6th kid is free at Thomas More?!”
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Me: “wanna see how long I can hold this firework🧨”
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My kids: “here, the mountains are still blue”.
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BTW: Beeswax (Freewheel) gives you CTV show level reporting right in their UI. You can also get a PMP from Freewheel that buys only publishers that have opted into show level reporting. It's very cool. No, this post isn't sponsored. I just think it's very cool and easy.
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If anyone is looking for last-minute gift inspiration for your wife on mother’s day….
Costco has mops and vacuums 25% off right now.
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costco.com/p/-/tineco-go-h2o…
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Hey @barebottle is this safe to drink?
The can isn’t leaking but is “squeezable”?
Purchased at Whole Foods Stonestown
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these two things pull up to the function you know some baby laxative is getting ingested
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And today’s popular music: “blockade” by Trump.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this…
But the cheapest and easiest way to cover that ugly electrical panel
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Is just to buy some iPhone photo prints on @Canvaspop
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