There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live and too rare to die.
Joined July 2010
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22 Jun 2024
I'm pleased (smug, even) to report that it took me less than a year of incessant memes and shitposts to get my entire organisation raccoon-pilled. All of the teams changed their logos. One of the managers changed their profile avatar. #impact
23 Aug 2023
Pairing "Open Source Pandas Office" with a logo of a raccoon might be my favourite version of this joke so far.
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22 Jun 2024
The Zionists' Prayer
It isn't a genocide.
And if it is, it isn't that bad.
And if it is, we didn't start it.
And if we did, we aren't comparable to Nazis.
And if we are, Palestinians don't want peace.
And if they do, you can't stop us anyway.
And if you can, that's AnTiSeMiTiSm.
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20 Jun 2024
You better hope the IDF doesn't "accidentally" bomb your wahmbulance, mate.
18 Jun 2024
I was deeply offended by a slide in a recent talk at #CVPR2024 that falsely accused my country of genocide. Such baseless political statements have no place in our scientific community. Let's keep our focus on advancing science and leave politics at the door. @CVPR
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16 Jun 2024
Had the "pleasure" of tracking down a colleague's test failure to some documented behaviour (albeit documented by one sentence buried in a yuge `.md` file) that requires two DDL statements' conditions to be identical... as determined by regular expression pattern string equality.
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16 Jun 2024
I knew I had mumbled something about this before... x.com/junyer/status/14241989…
8 Aug 2021
With Brzozowski derivatives, AND and NOT are just as easy to implement as OR; apparently, so is XOR. I'm thinking that XOR(a,b) being the empty set would be sufficient to establish equivalence, @thingskatedid?
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16 Jun 2024
Using "AI" shit ("prompt engineering") is like doing SEO shit in that it's stringly-typed "programming" with less programming and more ritualistic hoping that your vibes will sparkle just so with The Algorithm™. Abandon rationalism and RETVRN™ to empiricism!
16 Jun 2024
Influencers telling other that CS is useless for SwEng, LLMs being better at programming than someone that has studied programming for many months, CEOs saying AI will replace programmers... All this misplaced consensus mean there is a lot of alpha in knowing CS and coding.
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16 Jun 2024
Currently reminiscing about "Black & White" for some reason. reddit.com/r/Games/comments/…
16 Jun 2024
> is it a HR-worthy matter if one gets caught voting up bad responses from "AI" shit to further poison it
> asking for a fiend
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18 May 2024
This week in countertrolling @_jacobsa_.
ALT > That immediately raises the question of which language should be supported for embedded code execution. For maximum portability, WebAssembly text format (`.wat`) makes the most sense, which is why the forthcoming release of RE2 will take a dependency on V8. For BCID/SLSA compliance, each fragment of embedded code needs to be accompanied by an in-toto attestation. To simplify the parsing of such regular expressions, fragments and attestations must also be Base63-encoded.
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27 May 2024
Apropos of nothing:
>> ...brb shitposting on reddit that the reason your linux is broken is that /dev/null filled up and you need to empty the hopper
> just need to seed the rabbit owners' subreddit with posts about how your bunny is named "hopper" and has constipation
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16 Jun 2024
> is it a HR-worthy matter if one gets caught voting up bad responses from "AI" shit to further poison it
> asking for a fiend
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15 Jun 2024
"We miss you, and we want you back! Renew your lapsed ACM Professional Membership today and receive a 15% one-year Membership Discount."
It expired nearly six months ago! What the motherloving fuck is this desperation shit about?
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15 Jun 2024
What's next, ACM? "We miss you, and we want you back! As much as you will want your loved ones back wh^H^Hif they go missing. But if you simply renew your lapsed ACM Professional Membership, we will guarantee that none of your loved ones will ever go missing. (Conditions apply.)"
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15 Jun 2024
I used to nap after getting home from a rave, so I'm unsurprised that your cat would do the same thing.
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Paul Terra retweeted
14 Jun 2024
Just as there is religious psychosis, I truly believe what we are seeing out of Israel is collective ethnonationalist psychosis. I have long called the behaviour of ethnonationalists, particularly in the case of Greater Serbia ethnonationalists, as “ethnonationalist delusion”.
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15 Jun 2024
One factor would be Zionist hypocrisy: sobbing about being the world's greatest victims juxtaposed with striving to become the world's greatest villains. Another factor would be Zionist bloodthirst: circulating on social media the evidence of their crimes and clamouring for more.
14 Jun 2024
Some of you need to think about why you talk about Israelis so differently than you talk about people from other countries committing human rights atrocities especially in the face of widespread demands for Netanyahu to take the ceasefire
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13 Jun 2024
Removing them completely seems drastic. Why not try just removing their heads first?
11 Jun 2024
it seems the only way Colossal Order were able to fix the intractable problem of rent constantly rising far faster than anyone would ever be able to reasonably pay was to simply remove landlords. in cities skylines 2 i mean. there is no real-life lesson we can take away from this
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Paul Terra retweeted
12 Jun 2024
The incessant Zionist lie that Palestinians resisting occupation are motivated by antisemitism (rather than anti-colonialism) necessarily presumes that if Palestinians were occupied by non-Jews, they simply ~wouldn’t resist~
Truly asinine, defamatory, ahistorical propaganda.
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12 Jun 2024
These also happened at work yesterday:
> ERMAHGERD
> CERBERL
> ... space program
> ... ming
> the truth is fine
> the shame is not
> IT'S NOT THE FALL THAT KILLS YOU
> IT'S THE INSTANT DECELERATION TRAUMA
There's a full moon for brainworms, I guess.
12 Jun 2024
Coincidentally, this happened at work yesterday:
>> i understand nothing
>> my mind is a beautiful garden untrampled by comprehension
> garden of udon
> get it
> because noodle
> HUAEHUAEHUAEH
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11 Jun 2024
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11 Jun 2024
arxiv.org/abs/2406.02543 sounds like DeepMind folks have written a paper about increasing inference costs by N× ("iterative prompting") just to be able to detect "AI" shit doing exactly what "AI" shit does. So glad to see that the emperor is wearing multiple layers of new clothes.
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10 Jun 2024
Having joked about @DrawsMiguel's Bestial library the other day, "ZUwU File System" is now stuck in muh brane. Great.
you need zfs
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8 Jun 2024
If it's any consolation, the "AI" is a lie as well.
8 Jun 2024
What exactly is open about open ai?
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