2001 World Clown Association “Junior Joey” bronze medalist.
Joined September 2008
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3 Aug 2023
Thank you to everyone who has re shared and re posted this. It’s case # Abellar 3cj06672 at the Los Angeles Courts if y’all want more info.
Didn’t think I’d ever have to be a canceller, but I tried to go through the proper channels and the results were disappointing.
2 Aug 2023
In December I went to use my friends shower bc mine was broken, and caught her bf, JOSEPH SEAN ABELLAR videotaping me while I was showering. I have just learned while he was convicted of recording me without my consent, he did not have to register as a sex offender
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21 Oct 2024
It’s an ultramarathanomenon
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17 Apr 2024
YALL FORGOT MY BDAY. jk I haven’t opened this app in 4 months
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8 Jan 2024
I may own a $180 solid brass and silver plated decorative jar shaped like an Adderall pill, but I am throwing full judgement at the adult women obsessed with their $50 cups
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Keaton Kustler retweeted
29 Dec 2023
My New Year’s resolution is to try to not spend any more time thinking about how Brand New wasn’t a good band.
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27 Dec 2023
I bought myself and my bf mini washing machines for Christmas and it has changed my entire life, ask me anything.
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Keaton Kustler retweeted
19 Dec 2023
It has been a tough year for everyone in the creative industry but remember as we head into 2024, if you haven't reached your career goals by the time you're 18 years old, it's never going to happen.
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Keaton Kustler retweeted
14 Dec 2023
Feel like shit, just want her back (Austin Powers themed bar in Glendale)
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Keaton Kustler retweeted
9 Dec 2023
she bucca on my di til i beppo
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3 Dec 2023
Idk what yall are calling this new wave of shoegaze but i have decided it’s “nügaze” you’re welcome
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25 Nov 2023
Yesterday Santa told me Rick Caruso is on the naughty list fyi
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Keaton Kustler retweeted
19 Nov 2023
is this the guy from the 1975
18 Nov 2023
antonio banderas in women on the verge of a nervous breakdown (1988)
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20 Nov 2023
Overheard at target in San Bernardino- woman to her 5 year old daughter: “come here Sativa!”
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18 Nov 2023
Wanna see me absolutely CHOKE? Ask me what size merch i want.
I’ll say “anything except medium”
you’ll say “which size”
and then I’ll 100% stutter.
A size S, L, XL and even 2X are entirely their own individual vibes/styles & all of them are great. One does not simply choose
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