ALT Crude MS-Paint drawing of the A scenario ending of 1998's Resident Evil 2. LEON: It's over... CLAIRE: wtf? No it isn't. LEON: Oh, yeah. Sherry is also there.

ALT PANEL 1 Leslie and Brianne are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Brianne is holding a gigantic, partially eaten burrito. She looks very full and miserable. BRIANNE (looking at burrito): Urgh... must finish... massive burrito... PANEL 2 BRIANNE (looking towards Leslie): Gotta... impress... wife... PANEL 3 Leslie looks worried. LESLIE: Brianne, you really don't have to finish that burrito, it's not going to impress- PANEL 4 Brianne shoves the massive burrito into her mouth. BRIANNE: OMFF...

ALT "The following is an advertisement made in collaboration with LOVENSE Closing the Distance" PANEL 1 Leslie, in her work attire, is about to head out the door. LESLIE: Welp, it's time for me to go to work... Brianne pops up, holding a butt plug. BRIANNE: Leslie, wait! You almost forgot your Hush 2 vibrating butt plug! PANEL 2 Leslie is pulling down her skirt in preperation of inserting the Hush 2 into her ass. LESLIE: Oh, thanks for reminding me. Meetings are such a chore without it! PANEL 3 "Later..." Leslie is sitting at her desk at work. A "bzzzzzzzzzzt~" is emanating from her ass. LESLIE: With a design that's sleek and smooth, the Hush 2 feels good like a butt plug should! An arrow is pointing to her ass with the text, "EVIL CONTAINER" but the word "EVIL" is crossed out and replaced with the word "QUALITY". PANEL 4 Brianne, back at home, is holding up a phone with the Lovense Remote App on the screen. BRIANNE: Let's spruce up this ad read through the teledildonic won