software engineer | mostly tech and life | NOT alumni of @Harvard | stocks | sarcasm prioritized | #dev

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23 Sep 2024
PAIN IS INEVITABLE, SUFFERING IS OPTIONAL
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oh wow crazy... who would of thought
BREAKING: Apple just proved AI "reasoning" models like Claude, DeepSeek-R1, and o3-mini don't actually reason at all. They just memorize patterns really well. Here's what Apple discovered: (hint: we're not as close to AGI as the hype suggests)
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🚨BREAKING: iOS 19 drops next month and it will be Apple’s biggest update since iOS 7. This update is WILD. Here are 10 mind-blowing features you cannot afford to miss: Number 7 is insane!
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sf is crazy
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27 May 2025
C dev and ex-FAANG staff engineer with 30 yrs of experience was stuck on a bug for ~200hrs over 4 years. Claude Opus 4 solved it, and was the only model that could.
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23 May 2025
Ladies and gentlemen I give you AB testing at its finest:
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never deleting this app
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Morning bathrobe rant: Micro Services.
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25 Apr 2025
WHY ARE WE STILL DOING THIS IN 2025
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24 Mar 2025
🔥🔥
24 Mar 2025
rise and grind
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23 Mar 2025
chatgpt struggles with sliding window problems.
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23 Mar 2025
wish me luck!!
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Why is silicon valley always relevant 😭
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17 Mar 2025
Java 🙃
16 Mar 2025
Languages that will still be used in 20 years: - C - C - JavaScript - Python - bash What am I missing?
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14 Mar 2025
At half the cost???
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$5.5 trillion has been erased from the stock market in the last 30 days:
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would steve jobs have approved of .DS_Store? i don't think so
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Everyone right now
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Warren Buffett watching the stock market collapse while holding $300 Billion in T-Bills

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Remember when they used to say that drinking some wine was good for your health and actually better than not drinking alcohol? Now everyone pretty much agrees that no alcohol is best. What a ridiculous amount of back-and-forth that took. Do as you wish but know what you’re doing.
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9 Mar 2025
Most time is wasted, because it’s spent in anticipation of something in the future, rather than for the thing at hand.
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