saltwater’s no drink
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this is who he was fuckin?
Jun 15
🚨 NEW: A Ukrainian national and Romanian national have been found guilty of setting fire to Keir Starmer’s home and car
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and the screen upti?
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his ass stops sprinting 2 business days after he does
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Jun 15
Dr. Miami reveals that Clavicular used a photo of Jisoo as reference for recent nose job
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i’m so interested in all that is unknown to me
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i think we’ve all lost the plot
Some tricky conversations this evening about the impending social media ban.
‘I don’t even know who this government guy is’
‘Keir Starmer’
‘Keir Starmer, what does that mean’
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the timetable 😭 do they still do A week and B week
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Jun 14
my lesbian aunt said i owe her 100 bucks for pride month cause she "paved the way" in our family
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panoshokola
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Jun 14
To be under 35 in this country is simply not worth it
Jun 14
Andy Burnham: I’ll keep the triple lock, and give pensioners a tax cut trib.al/YC1E4F4
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thought this was sam thompson
You don’t play boxing 🥊
Credit to my opponent. I said it was a 50/50 didn’t I. He ate my big shots, like none of my sparring partners managed, or anyone I’ve fought. Strong and durable lad.
My jab won it… most important punch in boxing. I’ve watched it back.
I gave me 3 rds ( lost 3rd rd just maybe )
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where the hell are you getting clandestine percy pigs
Jun 13
astagfirullah or alhamdullilah if i eat pigs with no gelatin in them? gotta keep it halal yk #foodtwt
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arrested for a conversation in a public square?? oh wow. i’m sure if i checked your page you would be very normal and well rounded.
oh…..
Jun 14
I have just been arrested by the police in Madrid, Spain.
My phone and passport have been seized but I had a second phone in my pocket so I’m writing this from the back of the police car.
I was at Puerta del Sol for just 5 minutes.
Police told me I cannot have conversations in the public square. I researched the law and spoke with a lawyer and.they are wrong.
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would give anything to be there rn
London. Mecca bingo. Pat and Kay on a cigarette break (2008)
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can’t even say it without censoring yourself 😭😭😭
Jun 13
F*ck Allah
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