director/writer, formerly @wsj, @nymag | kenny.wassus@gmail.com

Joined January 2009
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Everyone who lifts for a longer period goes through the "tasty protein recipes" phase before eventually submitting to the ground beef slop bowl
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Congrats to @nyknicks . America’s more fun when New York’s happy
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Can’t wait to talk about Wembanyama today in The Arena, 2:30-4:30 E: Crybaby. Sore loser. No clutch gene. No handshake. Most overprotected. Fake tough guy. Sent teammates after McCain, Brunson. Disappeared late in all 5 Finals games. Premature arrogance. Alien? Earthling.
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Somebody take Mikal’s phone
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Mikal Bridges is hammered on IG Live right now just VIBING to Coldplay
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We haven’t forgotten @elmo

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your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool
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Never will forget this lesson from Oliver or the time we had on @NBRadioPodcast Thanks for sharing your art and for always being different in the best way possible. See you on the brighter side 🙏🏿
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Bob speaks in @nytimes
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You ask the sales associates at Buck Mason for some time to browse and they just look at you like this
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Well Done, ESPN.
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This graphic will live on forever its up there with that lebron kyrie graphic bro
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Sleep well, NY.
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New York is so beautiful, a man has accomplished his ultimate dream and that’s left for him is to portray a sex criminal or victim on network primetime
"Try to get on SVU" –– Jalen Brunson on what's next
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So ready for the asinine Wemby Athletic and ESPN pieces to come after this game. “Wemby never left the stadium that night. He sat butt ass naked on the floor to the remember this moment forever as he prayed to his monk friends. He whispered, “this will never happen again.” Then he walked barefoot back to his home while journaling.”
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I just want to be successful thats all..
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Weight lifting is important because you never know when you'll have to carry an oddly shaped piece of furniture up an oddly shaped staircase for beautiful woman
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Salute to the Knicks for increasing those chip shots on Wemby i. The 2nd half every times he rolled or aimlessly walked into the paint off the ball. Spirits of the 90s Knicks were in the garden in game 4.
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Turn his ass to roadkill idgaf anymore
This picture of baby wemby makes me feel so maternal......he is like a baby deer 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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