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Jay T Doggzone @khalstat

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Joined June 2019
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3 inch inseams @breakmarkulti
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Jon Favreau
 @jonfavs
Jun 12
Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children. History's first trillionaire.
DiscussingFilm
 @DiscussingFilm
Jun 12
Elon Musk has become the first trillionaire in history.
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onion person @CantEverDie
Jun 1
don’t sit on the sidewalk or the fascistic paramilitary force will disappear you
Homeland Security
 @DHSgov
Jun 1
Don’t be this guy.
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In 2018 this gets you publicly executed in 2021 this got you exalted and now there’s like 9 total frisbee people on Twitter so nobody cares
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Daniel @d_ferrit
May 23
Let's go Dirt. A program with such notable alumni as Ruben Keane (from the legendary CHUF 2019 team) would never disappoint me. Giving up those couple late breaks was just for the plot.
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At the function trying to convince everyone to put big man touchdown highlights on the TV
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HAIL
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Rob Friedman
 @PitchingNinja
May 23
Down to their last strike... HOLY PITT! 😳
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Do any mxn play frisbee or are only women allowed to exit the gender binary
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Catching up on Callahan videos
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Just got my first Liv Player Brute Squad jersey at age 25. No help from my parents. No loans. No breaks from anyone. Just hard work and dedication. - Wake up early 🛏️ - Skip the avocado toast and coffee ☕️ - Invest 📈 - Embrace the grind 💪 Follow me for advice and inspiration
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Jules 🇵🇸🦊 @CatholicClod
May 11
I thought this was a climate protest, but was blown away once I realized it was drivers taking refuge under a bridge to protect their cars from hail. Amazingly collective act of individualized selfishness, I couldnt come up with a better image of america's unique brand of fascism
Chad Casey
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May 10
Dublin, TX drivers doing the thing. 4:30pm
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Slippery slope to capital punishment after 5 PMFs
Ultiworld @Ultiworld
May 12
.@USAUltimate Reinstates Franciscan to Nationals After Appeal: buff.ly/j3gzG9D
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First of all it’s only actually a golden calf if it’s from the Mount Sinai region, otherwise it’s just a statue
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I feel like we’ve got the big three cities narrowed down (New York, LA, Madison WI) but what happens if we expand to 5? Pittsburgh? Chicago?
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If I smoked cigs and had a burner account this would do numbers
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Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus
May 5
It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left
Remarks
 @remarks
May 5
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 RFK Jr. introduces plan to help Americans get off Antidepressant medications.
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Turns out we never needed a B team nationals
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Mondays don’t just stink — they’re the worst. But Saturday? Saturday is the best! Let me know if you want this to have a more formal feel, or if you want me to make this have a little more casual of a vibe
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