I’m sorry, but sterilizing flies isn’t the answer to screwworms. We need abstinence only programs.

Here is a compilation of Trump completely passed out asleep on live television as he turns 80 today.

It is literally insane simultaneously to think that 16 and 17 year olds are mature enough to vote but not mature enough to look at Instagram at 8:30pm. This is comically absurd.

The Lego Investigation is here 👇 youtube.com/watch?v=VKfQkRbd…

The inflation rate in Biden's last month in office was 2.9%. Trump (supported by a Republican Congress) has driven it up to 4.2%. Thank you, voters, for your attention to this matter. wapo.st/3S2PCeA

Suddenly every PR has a surprise new reviewer in Claude Code today.

As a veteran, I hate that this man "salutes" during the anthem. 1. Generally speaking even Active Duty and Veterans don't salute in civies. You CAN, but most people just put their hands over their hearts. 2. He's not a veteran or active duty. POTUS is a civilian's office. 3. He's a fucking draft dodger. That's some stolen valor bullshit. You haven't earned that right, you fucking fuck. 4. If you're going to insist on being a valor thief, at least learn to salute properly instead of that lazy-ass, floppy-wristed, palm-out bullshit.

22nd anniversary

Woah Buddy! Insane LEGO Corruption! The American Fork Police Department just "accidentally" released 50gb of unredacted Body Cam footage reguarding Reckless Ben and Bricks and Minifigs, but deleted it to late before the internet grabbed them. In the media dump the Joshua Johnson asks to see the legal court papers but the officer refuses to show it to him because it would count as a legal service and says it would "place him in a bind" This police department, Joshua Johnson and Ammon McNeff are all toast. I've never seen the internet unanimously come together in unison on anything like this in my life.

I know things are bad now but you just have to hang in there until the world ends.

User danielapolkasu0619-rgb on GitHub is trying to perform prompt injection in comments and submit malicious PRs to multiple crypto related projects

I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

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It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

I’m not an atheist but I’m tired of the claim by theists that atheism is a religion or a belief It isn’t. I’ll back up a theist if an atheist makes a dumb claim about them too

This is why I am currently part of the trend in increased installs. I've been quite pleased with the results so far.