Don't laugh at me David!
Joined March 2009
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Kaylie retweeted
16 Feb 2024
there is new text to video AI technology coming to the public very soon and i will spend every day in fear of what the police will do with this
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13 Feb 2024
I've been on here since 2009 but now they want me to use this account so they can prove I'm a human like it's literally me
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Kaylie retweeted
1 Feb 2024
The U.S. needs to get the fuck out
of the Middle East immediately
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1 Nov 2023
Chipotle is having a sale but you have to be a member so obviously they aren't letting me sign up
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25 Jun 2023
I'm so mad I didn't see @MMATAband at Doc Martens but I was like at least I'll see them at Pride meanwhile Pride Fest was running so behind they only got to play one song :(
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17 Jun 2023
Why is Kylie Minogue coming all the way to the US for one show??
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Kaylie retweeted
24 Apr 2023
Replace him with Kelly Clarkson! I wanna see artists faces when she eats them up on their own song in real time!
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Kaylie retweeted
24 Apr 2023
9 Years.
Over half of my life.
Service lines still not complete, cancer rates are through the roof, kids are struggling from the effects of lead.
Nobody has been criminally prosecuted.
FLINT IS STILL NOT FIXED.
Want to help me provide clean water?
gofund.me/a54e35d2
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Kaylie retweeted
15 Apr 2023
This is the first time I’m seeing the actual humans behind Gorillaz.
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Kaylie retweeted
28 Mar 2023
John Wilkes Booth:
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28 Mar 2023
Can't stop thinking about the person who gave me covid last year. Imagine taking off your mask on a bus from Philly to NYC to blow your nose and keeping it off while you complain to your friend about how sick you are ???
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Kaylie retweeted
16 Mar 2023
“oh so you want -your- tax dollars to pay for free school lunches?” literally yes. please take whatever is necessary to keep kids from going hungry. how the fuck is this controversial.
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Kaylie retweeted
26 Feb 2023
When you say “classical music is more complex than _____ music,” you should specify what kind of complexity you’re talking about, because the average Doja Cat song is produced using a series of technologies and methods that would instantaneously kill Johann Sebastian Bach
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Kaylie retweeted
26 May 2022
California Dreamin but you’re a crypto bro
17 May 2022
Well frens it happened to me. Got phished and had 4NFT stolen. @BoredApeYC @opensea @doodles @yugalabs please don’t buy or trade these while I work to resolve:
@DarkWing84 looks like you bought my stolen ape- hit me up so we can fix it
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8 Feb 2023
I'm still making my way through Criminal Minds S16 but this whole shipping container thing is so funny to me because why are they mad that they shipped a shipping container that's what it's for it could not possibly have cost that much we have the infrastructure to ship them
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7 Feb 2023
I got on the train at 10:20pm and this is the 3rd charge that has come through about it stop taking all my money @MTA
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