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Joined February 2014
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“The way to corrupt a youth is to teach him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently” Nietzsche
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22 Nov 2017
can anyone link me some good User Agreements to click yes on,
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“The most common form of despair is not being who you are.” Søren Kierkegaard
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“Because we are in the world, we are condemned to meaning.” Merleau-Ponty.
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“Have the courage to use you your own understanding” Kant
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[awful date] Her: Let’s just come out and say what we’re both thinking... Me: Ok, is fog one giant ghost or lots of little ghosts combined?
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8 Jan 2017
trapped, fully nude, in restaurant bathroom. boss & his wife will be here in 10mins. trying to see if i can make a tuxedo out of tolet paper
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2 Dec 2016
the biggest flaw of all my get rich quick schemes so far has been that they haven't gotten me rich quickly or even at all
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If Obama launches the nukes right now I'll teach everyone who RTs to use Inspect Element to make screens like this in the post-apocalypse
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NEET Death of the Universe
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22 Jun 2016
polease cut all art programs so we can instead focus on teaching our children the importance of being Respectful towards influencers
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What a day to be destroyed.
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easier sad than done
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I need to live under the ocean.
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a group of spiders is called an "oh fuck they do that?"
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I haven't said anything to me for hours.
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My body is 70% rain.
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Pretty sure people who hum are sociopaths.
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a robot for all seasons
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