10/08/2024 09:25:39
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Shit asshole husband (who can’t find his Apple Watch) says-
Me: what would you do without me (after telling him where said AW is)
@zacstack: well I wouldn’t have Queso so I’d know where my AW is.
See if I ever tell him where anything is again.
Feel free to track me on my 13.1 and send me motivation texts; like how far I’ve ran, how many more I have to go, but most importantly. How far ahead of the balloon lady’s I am.
Not the first to say this, but as I’m watching The Most Magical Story on Earth: #DisneyWorld50 , why doesn’t Roy Disney get more recognition for #DisneyWorld The parks would have literally never come to life without him.
#HHN parenting tip 130: if you bring your child to the event, for the love of God bring them EAR PROTECTION!!! I won’t judge you bc you brought them, but I’ll hardcore judge you if you don’t protect their ears. That is all, thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Dear @animalcrossing, can I please have a terraforming storage? Sincerely, where the f*ck am I supposed to put all of these trees. #animalcrossing#acnh