33. Sr Industrial Engineer. 2 time DILF. Queueing expert, @rianjohnson apologist, former Dragon Warrior, 5 time SAT 6 tweeter. Opinions are mine. @knmstack 💍
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My Chemical Romance’s “Welcome to the Black Parade” is our generation’s “Bohemian Rhapsody”.
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In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money
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.@HunterBiden I’m a talk show host in New York City. I’d love to hear your story.
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It’s Pride Month!! You know what that means:
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May 29
BREAKING: Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution have pulled out of the Great American State Fair
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BREAKING: Aimee-Leigh and Baby Billy Freeman have pulled out of the Great American State Fair.
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Seeing all these gamers give up on Witcher 3 makes me sad, because now they’ll never know if putting a baby in the oven is the correct choice or not.
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Reminder: Universal Kids is a small 20-acre regional park designed specifically for families with very young children. It’s not intended to compete with destination-scale parks. The entire concept is built around an approachable 1st-time park experience for kids.
May 28
Ticket details for the new Universal Kids Resort:
• 1-Day General Admission starts at $54.99 tax
• 2-Day Tickets start at $73.99 tax
• Silver Annual Pass (12 months access, blockout dates apply) starts at $129.99 tax
• Annual Pass Parking bundle available for $164.99 tax
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shut up you ugly fuck
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Dang at least this one didn’t have a worker get elbows deep in the slaw
Another rough look behind the scenes at Busch Gardens Tampa. Zagora Cafe was hit with an emergency closure recommendation after inspectors reportedly found multiple rodent droppings throughout dry storage and kitchen areas, including on shelving and canned goods.
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Ok.
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"A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God."
- Deuteronomy 22:5
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Rubbing the McDonalds Coke on my gums in the drive through to make sure they didn’t try to cut it with any Diet.
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Just announced: Sinners is coming to Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights.
Head to Club Juke as the Smokestack Twins fend off bloodthirsty vampires in this haunted house based on the award-winning film. Tickets and packages on sale now: spr.ly/6018B8DXVQ
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If you want to know how badly Disney has ruined Star Wars you should know that I, someone who saw Solo opening day in theaters have no plans to see Mandalorian and Grogu. Were it on Disney I’d probably watch it but I have no motivation or urgency to see it in theaters.
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With all this Muppets resurgence they should bring back Great Moments in History at Magic Kingdom for the 250th anniversary or move it to American Adventure next to Regal Eagle!
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Insanely funny that Jon Favreau made a sincere smaller budget film about how the studio system broke him as a filmmaker and then immediately returned to make the most dogshit blockbusters you’ve ever seen for perpetuity.
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I for one think The Boys stuck the landing, the mid season wasn’t great but that finale mostly made up for it.
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