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23 Feb 2025
I attended Nasrallah's funeral and all I got was this dumb cavity search at Ben Gurion airport
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The Venn diagram of trillionaires and Nazis is literally just a circle.
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Greek friend says to me "I went to the Serbian church last weekend, now I know how you feel, I'm sorry"
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Jun 13
This also seems to me the perfect first date so if this is what German women expect I'm set
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Jun 13
Donned a pair of cyclist shorts for the first time today. This is a dangerous precedent. I need my most trusted mutuals to swear that if I ever become a full on, Lycra bodysuit, road biker, that they'll honor kill me.
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Jun 13
As reward for my strange and unenjoyable lunch I was granted a flat tire immediately upon finishing
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Jun 12
My "all goyim must die" shirt is getting me a lot of questions that are already answered by the shirt
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Jun 12
I think in exchange for my enrichment of the TL someone should send me 5€ to buy pineapple juice to mix pins with in honor of Herr. Dr. Humbert
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Jun 10
Awesome now both my following tab AND the for you tab show me primarily accounts that I am not following. Maybe a good indicator to take a break
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Jun 10
The future is so bright
Jun 9
in our 2026 @newlimit progress update, we announced our first candidate medicine.
it has the one of the most striking effects i’ve ever seen.
a single treatment accelerates recovery from alcohol in old animals. it’s so dramatic you can see it with your bare eyes!
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Jun 10
Hit my Claude limit for the day before I'd gotten any actual work done by having it make an interactive table of all Wagner compositions so I could easily find the not-lost ones and start listening to everything that's accessible in order
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Jun 10
Fascinating find, this would really make the rounds if someone made a tiktok of it and spread it to conspiracy types. Worth the read I promise
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Jun 9
As amusing as I found this when I thought of it, the funnier part that I should've anticipated is the handful of Germans responding to say "no it does not mean that"
Jun 8
Seinfeld in German actually translates to "field of being", lot of philosophical depth here
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Jun 8
Seinfeld in German actually translates to "field of being", lot of philosophical depth here
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When Palantir CEO Alex Karp worked on his PhD in Neoclassical Social Philosophy in Frankfurt, he would smoke cigars and think about the “conscious subconscious.”
Palantir CEO Dr. Alex Karp on his PhD:
“I went to Frankfurt and got a PhD in Neoclassical Social Philosophy, which is a fancy way of saying—a quick path to being unemployed.”
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Jun 8
Just as I'm thinking that I really need to lock in for the next month I get hit with a great combo of potential Lyme disease broke lots of work apostles fast so now I HAVE to lock in
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