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Jun 13
40KM superhighway versus 250km and still long way to 2032 when Ruto expect to complete 2,500kMS of expressways and superhighways.
Uhuru can post about 27km. Kibaki 40km. Ruto will be at 2,500kms
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The mikora of Kiambaa church using their traditional script of attacking people in churches
Jun 13
🚨 CCTV Exposes How Goons Stormed Post-Budget Forum At All Saints Cathedral ❗
After a failed initial attempt to breach the premises, a group of goons returned to All Saints Cathedral in Nairobi and stormed the church compound during a post-budget forum on Friday, with CCTV footage capturing their movements from the moment they entered the grounds to the disruption of activities inside the venue.
The attackers were recorded moving through the premises, robbing participants and forcing proceedings to a halt, while their faces and motorcycle registration numbers were clearly captured on camera as investigators pursue the remaining suspects following the arrest of one man.
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Jun 13
Maybe the lesson here is not to study economics via a children’s board game.
There’s literally a children’s board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.
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Jun 13
Cute theory, let's play it out.
A monkey hoards a trillion bananas. The troop, enraged, beats him to death. They gather around the pile to feast at last.
But... oh wait, there is no pile.
It turns out the "bananas" were shares in a banana-launching company the dead monkey founded.
The shares were worth a trillion because he was alive to run it.
Now he is dead and the stock is worth $0.
The retarded monkeys have clubbed their way into a recession.
But it gets worse.
Half the "bananas" were tied up in a rocket that supplies bananas to monkeys on the far mountain who had no bananas at all.
Another chunk was tied up in a little satellite dish that beamed banana coordinates to the troop after a flood took out their trees.
So now they realized they beat to death the only monkey who knew how the dish worked.
So the monkeys sit there.
No bananas.
No rockets.
No coordinates to get more banananas.
Just a dead body and a powerful sense of fairness as they all now became infinitely poorer.
OH
And somewhere a smaller monkey watches the whole thing and quietly decides he will never build anything in front of these animals again.
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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U.S. Budget is 8 trillion and they haven’t solved everything within their borders. I doubt a private citizen’s 1 trillion can
Jun 12
A trillion dollars could solve virtually every problem. Any problem at all. But instead it’s all just going to Some Guy
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Njue is from Embu. The fact that you went after Kikuyus shows uko na maneno na one tribe
Jun 13
We spent a lot of time popularizing the #WeAreAllKikuyus movement, then some people wake up and post this kind of tribal nonsense like Kenya has not suffered enough from ethnic stupidity.
Such statements take us backwards. They feed the same poison we have been fighting, where every political disagreement is turned into a tribal war and every community is dragged into battles created by politicians and their mouthpieces.
Kenya does not need such polarizing people on social media. We already have enough problems without adding reckless tribal incitement from people chasing likes and cheap applause.
This is exactly the kind of garbage that keeps the country stuck.
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Jun 12
SpaceX plumbers showing up to Morgan Stanley’s wealth management department tomorrow
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Jun 11
that “hakimi put this loss in his mothers name” tweet was promised to me 3000 years ago
Jun 11
Bafana Bafana is hated but the hate Morocco is going to receive will be read in the books
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Jun 12
Everyone saying Elon Musk is the world’s first trillionaire is conveniently ignoring the entire country of Zimbabwe
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BREAKING: SpaceX has made its debut on the New York stock market and could make Elon Musk the world's first trillionaire.
🔗 trib.al/04D3JoI
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Or career home wrecker 😆
Jun 12
Hana alternative😂..
As a woman ukishafika 40s Na huna mtu... Ni either uende the Betty Chalo way... Or ukue nun..
It doesn't matter what level of the corporate ladder you are in
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This is what being chronically online causes. Everything becomes a conspiracy to you.
Jun 11
Anyways, the CIA created this SA vs Africans war btw to delegitimise SA's stance against Israel at the ICC. SA took the bait very well so Uumbwa to them still🙏
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Choppers carrying opposition leaders tend to develop “mechanical problems” and struggle more in bad weather.
Jun 12
I have never seen Gachagua use a helicopter since his impeachment. What is he afraid of? Today, he travelled to Kisumu on a commercial flight
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Maende wapi?
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