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kat #1 @kothlon

sucka MC of the week

Joined July 2012
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Nick Volpe
@nvolpewild
Jun 15
Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! šŸ˜²
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They used to have Prices Painted on the Cars at Dealerships Now they just Charge you an Arbitrary Price Based on how Scammable you Look
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it was supposed to be me.
weed_slut_420@weed_slut_420
Jun 5
It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut
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ā€œsuch great heightsā€ canā€™t in the college radio and i almost felt something for the first time in 5 years
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Michael Caine
@themichaelcaine
18 Dec 2011
You are only suppose to have a good time
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sign says pick 4 toppings. i pick 4 toppings. guy says you are only allowed to have 3 but iā€™ll let you have 4. i tell him sign says 4. he says yeah sign guy messed up you can only have 3. but iā€™ll give you 4. Why even tell me I can only have 3 if I can have 4. Perplexing
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Every male doctor i serve makes 500,000,000,000 a year doing heart valve surgery and has to buy his beer with crumpled up ones because heā€™s in the middle of a turbo divorce and his wife is watching his beer expenditure
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they are all getting divorced because they bring a new nurse to the bar every week
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MC Squared@mcsquared34
May 30
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i used to only put customers drinks down on the bar when serving them now i relish in touching their fingers as i hand them their drink #insane
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on my richard nixon bullshit
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i feel like a product of infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters except the infinite monkeys are God
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experiencing emotional transference with my bar regulars
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garshmo@garshmo
May 21
You know when youā€™re in a river and you find a dead guy and itā€™s you so you get scared
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Nobody Gaf About Craft Beer Anymore Except For Swingers
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kind of a nightmare that you canā€™t trust reviews for any product or website because you must assume they are all 100% botted
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Your daily Girls screenshot@hbogirlsbot
May 11
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When i worked at a chinese fusion restaurant and we told the managers we felt sick and wanted to go home they made us go to the sushi bar and eat some pickled ginger and go back to work
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lol i thought this was about the tired 2015 era dress
ļ½„ļ¾Ÿspreading positivity ā˜†
@aundrearunway
May 10
u cant wear that anymore mama its 202 fuckin 6
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PmAmTraveller
@pmamtraveller
May 2
By Kensuke Koike.
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