When Westminster next 'concedes' a referendum
When Westminster next 'concedes' a referendum, it will be a three question one; a 'solve this Scottish problem', Gordon Brown-style devo-max offering. It will be engineered with customary Great British finesse. Scots will be offered, once again, a 'nearest thing to federalism', without admitting our true status in the union - one of annexation.
The offer will contain everything but the true levers of power - a central bank and those things that really define a nation state - external relations, the ability to make pacts or treaties, to go to war, to decide the state's nuclear capacity; to have the ability to make independent trade agreements. The offer will exclude everything diplomatic - all that gives us a say in the running of the world.
Are we Scots happy with that? Are we happy with the foreign policy of the British state since the end of WW2? Were we happy with its compliance and engagement with wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Or its foreign policy right now, supporting an ex-TV host who wants to bomb one of the world's most ancient (and modern) cultures 'back to the stone age'?
Such an offering from the UK state and any and all of those Scots who sustain it will be a poisoned chalice - made with the same propaganda carefully woven into 2014, this time with muscular unionism bells on - the BBC's most perfected pro-UK output; Multiple TV 'personality' disapproval; shrill corporate threats of business and capital flight from Scotland; Brown-style warnings about pension loss; newspaper front pages that the Russians - no, worse - the Chinese, are coming for us; Faslane 'keeps you safe' (ask the Gulf states); your oil's running out; the wind doesn't blow all day, and might very soon stop; you're SO in debt (see GERS), so poor, so incapable, so vulnerable. And yet, SO loved, you Scots; SO valued. (Indeed, on England's balance sheet). Lead us, Scotland. Don't leave us (without a permanent seat at the Security Council that keeps Faslane in place, and utterly broke, trying to pay in Yuan for our own energy).
The 'referendum' we're going to 'grant' you must, of course, to be a 'civil' one, that is to say, count the 20% votes of visiting students, servicemen, oil and temporary workers, recent retirees with a South East England house cashed in, and the civil servants we've moved from London to Edinburgh. Plus the massive influx of wealthy English pensioners who've come to Scotland as refugees from Brexit France and Spain.
The message will be: please vote as hard as you can by post; it's easy for you (but it is also SO easy for us to rig). But your ballot box votes in high YES areas will also, note, get selectively binned to bring the overall YES vote down.
If all that fails, in the final few days we'll break 'purdah'. Our newspapers will wheel out a Gordon Brown and a collection of other smug London club chums - maybe London spiv Farage among them this time, in place of a Cameron or a Miliband - to offer you a REALLY solemn VOW. Which, if you believe it, will assure your final defeat - the defeat of accepting, forever, English sovereignty over your own Scots sovereignty.
If Scots fall for this rotten mess of potage,they truly are prostrating themselves, finally and irrevocably, to what their ancestors refused in 1708, 1715, 1719, 1745, 1820 and later, following what appeared to be the death throes of England's empire pomp.
In the 20th century, in the wake of the 1939-45 world fight against fascism and its colonial roots, once more a true reinvigorated Scottish nationalism took hold; one that built the membership of the Scottish National Party today - that wonderful body of Scots who want, and have the power to achieve, if they will demand it of their leaders, our nation's resumption of its ancient, yet so very modern, statehood.
Fascism and its colonial roots are today back in play. Scotland has multiple reasons to expose those roots, oppose them, and declare, alongside those other nations of the world who won't accept colonial revival, "no pasarĂĄn" - they shall not pass. Scotland can figure as a central player on the world stage in making that declaration. If the Scottish Government won't play that role, Liberation Scotland will; indeed, is doing so right now.