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CJP saga so far
Delhi: 1000 pax 150 journos
Pune: 300 pax 100 journos
Lucknow: got kicked out, 30 journos
Bangalore: rained out, 10 journos
What fun. I’ve seen smelly farts last longer, and getting more media attention. Imagine! Bowel Gas is more relevant!
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Remember how Dhruv’s cohort were screeching “fair use” when his chatukar - Mohak Mangal stole ANI videos? Mohak had enough money to dress everyone in Sabhyasachi for his wedding - just not enough to buy an ANI subscription. Meanwhile Ratty is going after poor content creators
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Dhruv Rathee issued a copyright strike against this Instagram page. Such is the tolerance of German dawg who calls PM Modi ji fascist, cries FoE but can't tolerate anyone that remotely criticizes him.
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🚨 MAJOR SECURITY LAPSE
A woman in Hajipur (Bihar) was seen encouraging her child to place STONES on railway tracks 🤯
— When confronted, she threatened to delete the video. Why do these guys do this?
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India, Social, secular Sovereign Democratic 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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If attending an RSS event warrants an apology to Keralam, then you should be first in line to apologize.
We view with utmost seriousness the participation of three Vice-Chancellors in an #RSS centenary event addressed by Sarsanghchalak #MohanBhagwat. This is a grave lapse. Their action is unbecoming of Keralam’s educational tradition and the dignity of their office.
The people of Keralam hold the post of vice-chancellor in high esteem. By attending a programme led by an RSS leader who preaches extreme communalism, they have undermined that respect. Any act that promotes communalism, whoever commits it, is unacceptable and will not be condoned.
All three vice-chancellors who attended the RSS programme must apologise to the people of Keralam.
@INCIndia @INCKerala
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🚨 BIG POLITICAL SIGNAL
Amit Shah holds a 2-hour meeting with Punjab BJP, asks the unit to be ready to CONTEST all 117 seats ALONE 💥
— All Union Ministers will visit Punjab one by one. BJP geared up for polls! (By: Amod Rai)
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This is really horrific and deeply disturbing!!
People donate their bodies to medical colleges so that students can learn and help those who are suffering.
But here the doctors are treating those bodies as "trophies", insulting them, objectifying them sexually.
This isn't a lack of education but lack of ethics and morals.
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Muslims in the last 12 years have understood that BJP is against them
But Hindus in the last 70 years didn't understand that Congress is against them???
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Jun 13
Removing Mamata Banarjee and her government and restoring democracy in Bengal is bigger an achievement of BJP than abrogation of 370
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Today, Kirti Azad and Sagarika Ghose travelled to Delhi.
They wanted to submit a letter to the Speaker that had been written by Abhishek Banerjee regarding the ownership of TMC.
Speaker Om Birla was in a meeting with 20 rebel MPs.
They kept waiting for hours outside Om Birla's office.
The rebel group then played a 4D chess move and merged their party with the NCP of Tripura.
The letter sent by Abhishek Banerjee had no value.
They were turned away by the Speaker's office!!
From sitting in AC rooms to standing outside the Speaker's office in 40-degree heat.
Chanakya has shown them their place.
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What about some @sardesairajdeep roast by @Shehzad_Ind 😂😂😂
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Jun 14
🚨 In Congress ruled HImachal's capital Shimla, this is the state of women safety.
Meenakshi Mittal kept pleading to Congress govt to save her but they refused to. Finally the school administrator was shot dead outside her school. Om Shanti.
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Podcaster Samdish Bhatia attended the Cockroach Janta Party’s protest and can be seen in this video saying that “Bharat Mata Ki Jai” is a buIIshit slogan.
Scratch a leftist, and you’ll find an anti national.
Soon, you’ll see BJP leaders on his podcast.
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Jun 13
Foreign woman came to India got lost, alone and terrified after Google Maps failed. With no one around, Rapido rider Sindhu safely dropped her to Hotel 🥰
> Indians are kind & helpful but Elon's X algorithm doesn't push it
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A Hindu man was LYNCHED to death in Vikas Nagar. Police was allegedly threatening Victim's family😳
BJP MLA Munna Singh Chauhan bashed them:
🗣️ “I will ensure none of you gets PROMOTED in your life. Your thanedari will end here.
— Who are you to ignore calls from locals? Private no. are ringing, but Govt phones go unanswered.
This will not work. Change your working style."💥
Additionally, within 24 hours Dhami Govt DEMOLISHED the houses of all accused. No notices, instant action.
CM has ordered through probe in that area. Message sent in the entire state🔥👏🏻
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Just when I think I've started understanding .@AmitShah Ji a bit, he throws some surprises. An example how deep & futuristic he thinks.
Preparation for 2026 started in 2023!
Nationalist Citizens Party! Formed in Jan 2023! Who had even heard of it? It had contested some seats in Tripura, but not even locals know it. Now Rebel TMC MPs will join this 'party' to dodge all legalities & Mamata Bano can't even do anything.
CHINDIs think they can ever beat this Chanakya! 😂
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Abhijit Dipke is a General Person with No Major Financial Backing
He is doing Protest Daily in various cities, taking flights, cabs, hotel stays
Who is funding him?
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My islamophobic grandmother is older than Pakistan
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