I'd be more worried about coyotes if I were you ✌🏼
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The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game
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Jun 12
Wow. So cool……
Jun 12
Breaking News: Elon Musk became the world’s first trillionaire as SpaceX shares soared above $150 on its first day of trading. nyti.ms/4uvca5a
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Jun 11
Quintessential Joe Cool😎
After spotting comedic actor John Candy standing behind the far end zone and calmly pointing him out to teammate Harris Barton, #49ers quarterback Joe Montana directs an epic 11-play, 92-yard march to win Super Bowl XXIII.
Happy Birthday, Joe!
#FTTB
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Jun 11
The Rhino always has sports on and nobody reacts to a second of it. Ever. It went absolutely nuts for that game
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Jun 10
we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen
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Jun 9
Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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Jun 7
Will somebody let Colt Knost know it’s OK to say interesting things on TV?
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Jun 4
He got us into a war and the economy is falling apart, but he’s worried about a pool and a ballroom.
And there’s still people who’ll tell you this is going well
Trump: I just had this done. *holds up chart comparing reflecting pool to buildings*
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Jun 1
Kings Legend
The Sacramento Kings organization is deeply saddened by the passing of Rick Adelman, a beloved coach whose leadership, character, and vision helped define an era of Kings basketball that inspired our city and captivated fans around the world.
During his eight seasons in Sacramento, he led the team to unprecedented success and helped create some of the most memorable moments in franchise history. For an entire generation of Kings fans, Coach Adelman represented the very best of Sacramento basketball, and he will be remembered for the way he inspired those around him – with humility, integrity, kindness, and an unwavering belief in the power of teamwork. His leadership helped establish a culture that continues to resonate throughout our organization today.
Our thoughts are with Mary Kay, his family, friends, former players, and all who loved him.
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May 25
Lamson’s season last year was better than any of Dave’s by the numbers, culminating in as many championships as Dave won.
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May 23
President Billy Madison
May 22
Trump: "He's a dumb person! D-U-M. Not the B. Most people don't know it has a B."
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In Jan. of '22, a NorthWestern customer on 750kw of power paid $88.21. In May '26, that's $124.34 (a rise of 40.9%)
At Missoula meeting, groups raise alarm over data centers: missoulian.com/news/local/bu…
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May 18
Is this what “taxes are theft” means?
Ok. so they really went ahead and did a $1.766 BILLION slush fund for MAGA. it will "come from the judgment fund, which is a perpetual appropriation allowing DOJ to settle and pay cases."
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May 16
I am unreasonably excited for OKC-SAS
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May 15
They’re playing a PGA Championship on a U.S. Open setup with Open Championship conditions.
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May 13
Wemby is obviously the name on the marquee, but it’s the Spurs’ guards for me.
Castle and Harper have been my favorite thing to watch in the playoffs
May 13
Yes, Dylan Harper is a rookie. And sure, he’s coming off the bench. But he regularly takes over playoff games in a way that should sound the loudest possible alarm for the Timberwolves—and the rest of the league.
@RobMahoney:
theringer.com/2026/05/13/nba…
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May 8
The fact that almost EVERY former confederate state is moving to completely eliminate Black representatives almost immediately after the SCOTUS decision should be more than enough proof that voting rights still need protection and racism is far from gone in this country.
May 7
South Carolina Republicans Privately Circulating Congressional Map That Would Eliminate State’s Only Democratic Seat
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May 6
That’s not a sign of a healthy economy. You’d hope the director of the National Economic Council would know this
May 6
Hassett on American consumers: "Credit card spending is through the roof. They're spending more on gasoline, but they're spending more on everything else too."
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