Finance and markets with a high dose of sarcasm. Tweets are opposite of advice.

Joined February 2017
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There is certainly an argument to be made here. The crypto guy is the last person on earth who should be doing so.
I think it’s time to revisit the accredited investor laws in the US. Companies are staying private longer, where only accredited investors (aka rich people!) can invest. Retail investors can only come in after IPO, when much of the upside has already been captured. These rules were created with the best of intentions, to protect regular people from scams - a noble idea. Unfortunately, in practice they've often made it illegal to get richer, unless you're already rich. A regressive tax! We have to judge policies based on their outcomes, not on their intentions. These are two possible routes I see: 1) Replace the rule with something merit-based, like a financial literacy test. Pass it and you're accredited. Having a qualification based on competency rather than your bank balance or income seems far more fair. 2) Remove the rule entirely. Let consenting adults assess their own risk. Disclosure requirements stay and fraud enforcement stays to punish bad actors.
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Very curious how long they will get away with this regulatory arbitrage. 90% of this volume is taking place in states that outlaw mobile gambling
Chart from Ed Young at Morgan Stanley... Kalshi now accounts for ~10% of US sports betting market
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Imagine still believing that securities laws apply to Elon Musk lol. The SEC should shut down. Epic waste of taxpayer funds
I'm not a securities lawyer, but I think they may technically have to file an updated prospectus with this guidance. Also, I think there's no safe harbor here as there would be with regular guidance. Fun times.
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Incredible ad I’m getting right now... The Saylor implosion is so overdue
Stretch currently offers a 11.50% annual dividend rate, paid monthly. $STRC
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You have to give the 🐐 con artist credit for successfully orchestrating a $250bn bailout of his failed AI venture as he unloads it onto the cult. We’ll never see a stock market fraudster like this again
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Elon is a trillionaire with 69B in 2028 Ebitda between all of his dogshit businesses Truly the greatest financial engineer of our time
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All designed to pop early... All the usual suspects will victory lap how they naysayers were wrong. Probably tops on the Nasdaq inclusion day and then this heaping pile will dump as insiders unlock and unload the cash incinerator
SpaceX’s IPO has attracted more than $70 billion in orders from retail investors, according to people familiar with the matter, as the potentially record-breaking debut enters the home stretch bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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So much for rational markets, MSTR continues to trade at a premium to NAV of its bitcoin despite Saylor saying the common stock is going to pay for the rest of the capital stacks cash obligations. Dumbest way to get levered long
“Well hold out until the common is $0 and roll the debt”
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They have to be so rich now
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NCAA ought to just shut down if this is held true. Incredible
NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.
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TSA agents will act like you’re the dumbest person alive for doing what the last TSA agent asked you to do
Airports really need to reach a consensus on whether we’re leaving laptops in the bag in the security line.
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$25bn of low margin annual revenue renting metal that was supposed to be use by the garbage AI biz= $250bn acquisition value. Chamath math at its best… Of course this scammer is pumping this IPO
SpaceX just paid for the X.ai acquisition many times over.
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Bandon, OR ⛳️
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It’s nice to see 1 financial institution was willing to do the right thing here. Everyone else is very willing to participate in this financial crime for the fees
SHOCKER: S&P 500 will NOT fast track SpaceX. So it will take AT LEAST a year, probably more. This is wild considering every other big boy index is 5-15 days. This could create significant return dispersion bt 'passive' indexes. Choose wisely.
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So it’s just like Tesla. You are to ignore the existing business to buy into Musks high ideas
If you think SpaceX is a rocket company with an internet business, you're basically valuing Amazon on book sales in 2005.
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The fact Musk took a $45bn black hole (Twitter) and merged it with his even bigger financial black hole (XAI), and then merged that with an even bigger black hole (SpaceX) is why Musk will never been topped as the greatest con man in history. Complete disgrace
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Rule changes for the SpaceX $SPCX IPO: Index providers waived the profitability requirement and cut the seasoning window from 90 days to 5. This forces over $30 trillion in passive 401k and retirement money to buy SpaceX at IPO valuations. Bloomberg Intelligence estimates S&P 500 funds must absorb 19% of SpaceX's float within 6 months. Russell 1000 and Nasdaq 100 funds will absorb 24%. The rules built to protect passive investors: 1. S&P 500 has required 12 months of trading and 4 quarters of GAAP profitability since 2002. Both waived. 2. Nasdaq cut its inclusion window from 90 trading days to 15. 3. FTSE Russell cut its to 5. All three benchmarks are now structured to buy SpaceX at IPO pricing.
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Madness
There has been another death associated with the Isle of Mann TT. I think this video gives you an idea of how that can happen. I’ve seen darn near every form of racing, and nothing is as insane as this.
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A lot of tech firms are/were posting team leaderboards of their individual/team token usage. If you were at the bottom, it suggested you weren't an effective employee to managers. Show me the incentive and I'll show you the outcome
Uber’s COO has said that it’s getting “harder to justify” its AI costs because there was no way to show a link between AI spend and any meaningful increase in useful features. This is the first time I’ve seen a company say this directly. businessinsider.com/uber-coo…
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Sources: Amazon has shut down an internal leaderboard that tracked employees' use of AI tools after workers tried to boost their scores with needless tasks (@rafeuddin_ / Financial Times) (Visit Techmeme dot com for the link and full context!)
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In Alberta news, some crazy fucker breaks a world record driving off our local waterfall. Shout out to Dusty Friesen and his boat named Dent.
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We’re progressing as a society: 0 DTE crypto betting
Sports as a % of total trading volume on Kalshi has been consistently falling since the start of the 2025 NFL season. Sports is now roughly 58% of the total volume. A large part of this is the rise of crypto-related markets. Over time, as new categories emerge, I would argue this drops to teens and then maybe even single digits.
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